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March 19, 2008

Photo In Search of a Caption

Vegas

Gabrielle Union on the cover of...um...something. Doing...something. You guys take a crack at this one, I think it's time for my monthly breast exam.

WINNER!

Miss Britt: In case of wardrobe malfunction... grope.

It's funny because it's WISE!




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My B.O. brings all the boys to the yard 'cause my upper arms are better than yours.

Smells like Teen Spirit!

Cootchie, cootchie, coo...ha, ha, ha,.... I looooove to tickle myself!

Oh crap, did I shave my pits today?

In case of wardrobe malfunction... grope.

**through clenched teeth** Must call my agent. Who booked me for this? They said Cosmo! I know I stuck cell in here some where....

thehuckablog.com

Gabrielle Union demonstrates Proper Preemptory Nipple-Slip Procedure.

Maybe if I just raise one arm, no one will realize that I shaved the same pit twice this morning...

---or---

"Okay, so the dress is supposed to be like a prison jumpsuit, and the bracelets like handcuffs... the B.O., however, that's authentically me, bitches. I'm hardcore."

Ok, this dress must be meant for one of those negative sized models, with no boobs. Because I have boobs, and I can't get the zipper up all the way, and if I don't hold this dress up, I'm gonna be sharin my goodies with the world... I'm gonna kill my agent! Whoever heard of Vegas magazine anyway?!!

studio lights + pleather - antiperspirant = strained smile on obscure magazine

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