Maybe if I just raise one arm, no one will realize that I shaved the same pit twice this morning...
---or---
"Okay, so the dress is supposed to be like a prison jumpsuit, and the bracelets like handcuffs... the B.O., however, that's authentically me, bitches. I'm hardcore."
Ok, this dress must be meant for one of those negative sized models, with no boobs. Because I have boobs, and I can't get the zipper up all the way, and if I don't hold this dress up, I'm gonna be sharin my goodies with the world... I'm gonna kill my agent! Whoever heard of Vegas magazine anyway?!!
My B.O. brings all the boys to the yard 'cause my upper arms are better than yours.
Posted by: Deb | March 19, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Smells like Teen Spirit!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 19, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Cootchie, cootchie, coo...ha, ha, ha,.... I looooove to tickle myself!
Posted by: Trish | March 19, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Oh crap, did I shave my pits today?
Posted by: Kim | March 19, 2008 at 10:30 AM
In case of wardrobe malfunction... grope.
Posted by: Miss Britt | March 19, 2008 at 10:36 AM
**through clenched teeth** Must call my agent. Who booked me for this? They said Cosmo! I know I stuck cell in here some where....
thehuckablog.com
Posted by: Hey You | March 19, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Gabrielle Union demonstrates Proper Preemptory Nipple-Slip Procedure.
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | March 19, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Maybe if I just raise one arm, no one will realize that I shaved the same pit twice this morning...
---or---
"Okay, so the dress is supposed to be like a prison jumpsuit, and the bracelets like handcuffs... the B.O., however, that's authentically me, bitches. I'm hardcore."
Posted by: The Muse | March 19, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Ok, this dress must be meant for one of those negative sized models, with no boobs. Because I have boobs, and I can't get the zipper up all the way, and if I don't hold this dress up, I'm gonna be sharin my goodies with the world... I'm gonna kill my agent! Whoever heard of Vegas magazine anyway?!!
Posted by: daniloth | March 19, 2008 at 04:28 PM
studio lights + pleather - antiperspirant = strained smile on obscure magazine
Posted by: schoolofmom | March 19, 2008 at 04:48 PM