Photo in Search of a Caption

March 25, 2008

This, as I'm sure you already know, is Perez Hilton. What's on his mind? What's on his dog's mind? Give me a caption, ladies and gentlemen, don't be shy -- winner will be linked with love at the end of the day.

AND THE WINNER IS . . . IT'S A TIE! We have two winners today. First is the reliably brilliant kdiddy:

Perez and his dog are pleased as punch to be moving to Peoria, IL, where Perez will begin his new career as the high school nurse. Said Perez, "I can't wait to start handing out maxi pads and entertaining the 'upset stomachs' of juvenile delinquents! I hope they have MS Paint in the computer lab!"

With her accompanying link to men who look like old lesbians, kdiddy exhibits her cunning insight, not only into the mind of our subject BUT INTO THE INTERNET ITSELF.

Our other winner is the delightfully perceptive and link-free JellyBean:

"Your pooch's grooming is complete. Thanks for shopping at PetSmart."

Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Perez and his dog are pleased as punch to be moving to Peoria, IL, where Perez will begin his new career as the high school nurse. Said Perez, "I can't wait to start handing out maxi pads and entertaining the 'upset stomachs' of juvenile delinquants! I hope they have MS Paint in the computer lab!"

Posted by: kdiddy | March 25, 2008 at 10:41 AM

or simply:
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

sorry, Perez and his outfit are too easy. feel free to stop me.

Posted by: kdiddy | March 25, 2008 at 10:42 AM

Kdiddy, SNORFLE!!!

Posted by: chatty cricket | March 25, 2008 at 10:51 AM

Dressed as an orderly wearing a toupee, still not distracting enough to make me stop wondering where his fingers are under that dog.

Posted by: Tonya | March 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM

One of these bitches has granny panty lines.

Posted by: anne nahm | March 25, 2008 at 11:36 AM

Spotted: Perez Hilton explained that his "White Party for Internet Trolls" was poorly attended because apparently he is the only troll who would like to be publically identified. "Luckily I have my true love with me!!!!!!!" he gushed.

Posted by: Deb on the Rocks | March 25, 2008 at 11:42 AM

praying that his thighs don't create enough friction to start a bush fire?

Posted by: janet | March 25, 2008 at 11:59 AM

"Bad touch, Bad touch!!"

Posted by: Stephanie | March 25, 2008 at 12:05 PM

Perez is gay for his dog.

Posted by: Sister Honey Bunch | March 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM

And they call it puppy luuuuvvvv.....

Posted by: JMomma | March 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM

OMG I wuz supsed to be Paris Hilton's arm candy, WTF thz guy?

Posted by: Kathy | March 25, 2008 at 01:54 PM

Celeb-Gossiper Perez Hilton shown here with his dog, Bear, comes out as a member of the furry community. Bear is my true self and constant companion, we enjoy playing tug-o-war and quiet walks on the beach together, says Perez.

Posted by: j3n | March 25, 2008 at 02:47 PM

omg, kdiddy just SLAYED ME.

(is now ded)

Posted by: sweetney | March 25, 2008 at 02:49 PM

Whaddya mean, I'm holding the dog's LEG? I thought it was...nevermind.

Posted by: Suzy Q | March 25, 2008 at 03:56 PM

Hey Bob Barker! We BOTH got neutered!

Posted by: missangelina | March 25, 2008 at 04:55 PM

"Your pooch's grooming is complete. Thanks for shopping at PetSmart."

Posted by: JellyBean | March 25, 2008 at 06:47 PM

One of us has balls...

Posted by: Rachel | March 25, 2008 at 07:34 PM