Photo in Search of a Caption

This, as I'm sure you already know, is Perez Hilton. What's on his mind? What's on his dog's mind? Give me a caption, ladies and gentlemen, don't be shy -- winner will be linked with love at the end of the day.

AND THE WINNER IS . . . IT'S A TIE! We have two winners today. First is the reliably brilliant kdiddy:

Perez and his dog are pleased as punch to be moving to Peoria, IL, where Perez will begin his new career as the high school nurse. Said Perez, "I can't wait to start handing out maxi pads and entertaining the 'upset stomachs' of juvenile delinquents! I hope they have MS Paint in the computer lab!"

With her accompanying link to men who look like old lesbians, kdiddy exhibits her cunning insight, not only into the mind of our subject BUT INTO THE INTERNET ITSELF.

Our other winner is the delightfully perceptive and link-free JellyBean:

"Your pooch's grooming is complete. Thanks for shopping at PetSmart."

Thanks for playing, everyone!