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This, as I'm sure you already know, is Perez Hilton. What's on his mind? What's on his dog's mind? Give me a caption, ladies and gentlemen, don't be shy -- winner will be linked with love at the end of the day.

AND THE WINNER IS . . . IT'S A TIE! We have two winners today. First is the reliably brilliant kdiddy:

Perez and his dog are pleased as punch to be moving to Peoria, IL, where Perez will begin his new career as the high school nurse. Said Perez, "I can't wait to start handing out maxi pads and entertaining the 'upset stomachs' of juvenile delinquents! I hope they have MS Paint in the computer lab!"

With her accompanying link to men who look like old lesbians, kdiddy exhibits her cunning insight, not only into the mind of our subject BUT INTO THE INTERNET ITSELF.

Our other winner is the delightfully perceptive and link-free JellyBean:

"Your pooch's grooming is complete. Thanks for shopping at PetSmart."

Thanks for playing, everyone!






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kdiddy

Perez and his dog are pleased as punch to be moving to Peoria, IL, where Perez will begin his new career as the high school nurse. Said Perez, "I can't wait to start handing out maxi pads and entertaining the 'upset stomachs' of juvenile delinquants! I hope they have MS Paint in the computer lab!"

kdiddy

or simply:
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

sorry, Perez and his outfit are too easy. feel free to stop me.

chatty cricket

Kdiddy, SNORFLE!!!

Tonya

Dressed as an orderly wearing a toupee, still not distracting enough to make me stop wondering where his fingers are under that dog.

anne nahm

One of these bitches has granny panty lines.

Deb on the Rocks

Spotted: Perez Hilton explained that his "White Party for Internet Trolls" was poorly attended because apparently he is the only troll who would like to be publically identified. "Luckily I have my true love with me!!!!!!!" he gushed.

janet

praying that his thighs don't create enough friction to start a bush fire?

Stephanie

"Bad touch, Bad touch!!"

Sister Honey Bunch

Perez is gay for his dog.

JMomma

And they call it puppy luuuuvvvv.....

Kathy

OMG I wuz supsed to be Paris Hilton's arm candy, WTF thz guy?

j3n

Celeb-Gossiper Perez Hilton shown here with his dog, Bear, comes out as a member of the furry community. Bear is my true self and constant companion, we enjoy playing tug-o-war and quiet walks on the beach together, says Perez.

sweetney

omg, kdiddy just SLAYED ME.

(is now ded)

Suzy Q

Whaddya mean, I'm holding the dog's LEG? I thought it was...nevermind.

missangelina

Hey Bob Barker! We BOTH got neutered!

JellyBean

"Your pooch's grooming is complete. Thanks for shopping at PetSmart."

Rachel

One of us has balls...

Mintea

OMG, he's touching me!

kdiddy

*weeps*
You like me! You really, really like me!





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