Photo in Search of a Caption
No comment from little old me, but I'm sure you guys can think of a thing or four to say. Winning caption chosen by the end of the day, but really, aren't we all winners here?
WINNER! Hey You of The Huckablog
Ugly canvas bag $30
Enormous overpriced purse $2000
Realizing that the Paps were there for Miley Cyrus instead of you? Priceless
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What do you mean I can't sleep here???
Posted by: Anna | March 26, 2008 at 09:05 AM
In an effort to bring the city residents closer together the local homeless shelters began handing out 'Sidekicks' to its "regulars"
Posted by: Nette | March 26, 2008 at 09:23 AM
I CAN HAZ SKANK?
Posted by: Kaelak | March 26, 2008 at 09:35 AM
My plastic surgeon said I would look more "alert" but this is a little much...
Posted by: Jeana | March 26, 2008 at 09:44 AM
What do you mean I'm not relevant anymore? Quick, help me get my top off!
Posted by: Tonya | March 26, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Wait -- where am I? What am I doing in AN AIRPORT?
Posted by: sweetney | March 26, 2008 at 09:53 AM
So here I am all ready for Spring Break and Mom just texted me to say she cancelled my credit card!
Posted by: mizjawnson | March 26, 2008 at 10:17 AM
If I don't get out of here soon I'm going to miss spring break and my chance to be on Girls Gone Wild. I just know I can make it this year!
Posted by: Nic | March 26, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Dude, I'm totally wired after 15 Redbull n Vodka's.
Dude, I think I have the urge to karaoke right now. Dude, you wanna hear me sing? Maybe I can get my career back! Anybody got 'Paradise by the Dashboard Lights' on their iPod I can sing along to? Ok, I'll check the interwebs and see if I can download it.
Posted by: JMomma | March 26, 2008 at 10:42 AM
And here we have the bobble-headed has-been. Be very quiet or you'll scare her away.
Posted by: Mouse | March 26, 2008 at 10:49 AM
What? You LOST my Louis Vuitton Prescription Pill Carry-All Bag with bonus side pocket for illegal narcotics? SOMEONE is going to pay for this!
Posted by: tricott | March 26, 2008 at 10:56 AM
The bar is where? WHERE?
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | March 26, 2008 at 10:58 AM
You mean you didn't save some **insert narcotic of choice** for me? :(
Posted by: veronica | March 26, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Wha..?????
Posted by: belle m | March 26, 2008 at 11:14 AM
"Crap, I forgot my implants on the plane!"
Posted by: ndc | March 26, 2008 at 11:50 AM
ugly Canvas bag $30
Enormous overpriced purse $2000
Realizing that the Paps were there for Miley Cyrus instead of you? Priceless
Posted by: Hey You | March 26, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Knowing that Heroin Chic is so yesterday, the always fashion conscious Tara Reid goes for the Post Too Many 7 & 7's, Capri Cigarettes and all around Trailer Trash Look~~~ and totally pulls it off. You go Girl!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tam. | March 26, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Am trying to start a new trend. You know that one, where the ladies have faces much darker than their necks and bodies? Well, I'm going for the reverse! Like how my face is 85 shades paler than my neck and legs? Is cool, right? I think I'm onto something! Quick! Someone call the paps!
Posted by: DianaCLT | March 26, 2008 at 01:13 PM
HELP! Has anyone seen my lost dignity???
Posted by: Kristina | March 26, 2008 at 02:44 PM
What do you mean 32 is too old to be partying down at PCB for Spring Break? That's crazy! Those kids will so appreciate my mad skills at dancing to "No Diggity!"
Posted by: The Muse | March 26, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Am I outside again?
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | March 26, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Is this South Beach?
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 26, 2008 at 04:05 PM
No, I am not leaving until this escamatator gives me my extensions back!
Posted by: heidi | March 26, 2008 at 04:56 PM