Shh, Don't Look Now, But I Believe Nicole Kidman May Be Growing Something In Her Uterus

If I'm doing the math right (and by "math" I of course mean "taking Page Six's word for it"), Nicole is about five months pregnant. And she still appears to be gestating her child somewhere in between the lumbar vertabrae of her spine.

Comments

[DianaCLT]

I wanna look 5 months pregnant!...if by 5 months pregnant, I can look like Nicole's version of it! Because, honestly? I have a 10-month-old and can only dream of looking as good as Nic in this picture. I don't think I've looked that good since I was in my early-mid twenties...(drooling with jealousy).

[BaltimoreGal]

I did once have a very tall, lean friend who did not look pregnant until about her 6th month. She had a 10-lb. baby. So it is possible.

[Missie]

If I wasn't so happy for her finally finding love with a good guy and having a baby, I would totally hate her guts.

[Heather B.]

Hmmm...that's how I look everyday and yet I have never had a child. That is so very disturbing.

[Lise]

wow. I'm 10 WEEKS pregnant and i look twice her size. of course, i am under 5 foot tall.

still, jeeze.

[bluepaintred]

lol. This reminds me of a story my MIL told me. She was 110 lbs, and five foot five. One day she walked in to the hospital and went up to the front desk.

When she got there, the nurse said "Shouldn't you be in school?" (she was 17) My MIL relied, "No I am going to have a baby" The nurse looked at her and said "when?", MIL replied "NOW".

My sister in law was born four hours later.

Some people just do not show!

[Christina]

Most importantly, who is Suri's dad if Nicole is in fact pregnant???

One of the two have to be infertile, or you know, gay.

[DianaCLT]

Christina - I'm voting for the latter explanation - for Tom, of course!

If you don't agree with my above vote, however...Nicole's had a few miscarriages in the past. Some people's eggs and swimmers just don't make good matches, even though they can procreate with others. Maybe her eggs cringed at the sight/thought/touch of Tom's psycho-sperm??