Somebody Luvses The Target

Guess who this is, shopping at Target and looking so unexpectedly soccer mom? No, seriously. Guess!

It's Victoria Beckham. Which is, like, totally crazy, I KNOW. I mean, where's the bustier? The skintight leather? THE BRA? It's, like, this could be Victoria Beckham's unknown twin cousin in Idaho, the one who runs a daycare from her basement and is married to a really nice accountant and who really, really grooves on Target, especially the scrapbooking section.

Could be, but isn't. The security detail in the background gives it away, for one. As does the marginal camel-toe, and the tatts. And even though you can barely make them out underneath that looks-cheap-but-is-actually-very-expensive-superfitted-Michael-Kors t-shirt, the nipples, they are protuberant, and very clearly manufactured. So, yeah, no question: POSH IT IS. Who'da thunk it?

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Comments

[Sils]

Her nose makes me think of that new Christina Ricci movie, Penelope.

Which is a shame really, since she probably paid almost as much for it as her artificial rack.

[Robyn G]

BWAH, Sils! You're so right.

Am I the only one who finds the inside of the wrists a bizarre place for tatoos?

[Amalah]

Her hair has grown out a bit, hasn't it? I like it.

I think the whole soccer-mom look suits her. Although I would like to sing the praises of Target's lingerie section. BRAS, Posh! They sell really cute BRAS! Even silicone gets the blues!

[Liana]

Ha- I KNEW it! It was the hair cut- it HAD to be Posh.

[Maxine Dangerous]

I thought it might have been Courteney Cox as I'm not sure I've ever seen Posh ~not~ dressed in gold lamé, feathers, ribbons, bows, glitter, and dominatrix boots. All at once.

[Kyla]

She looks all normal and human-like. Nice.

[Kirsten]

I like that she's semi-normal :) Sometimes you get so used to seeing them so freakin glammed up that it makes you sick... I'd like to run into Posh in a Target... heck, I'd like to run into anyone in a Target. *note to Juneau - build a Target, dammit*

[DianaCLT]

Wow. So her boobs aren't always up under her chin? They actually look pretty normal? Am so glad. I feared they might explode someday, if really so close to her chin as they usually appear.

[Rebecca]

I think she looks great when she is impersonating a normal person.

[Suzanne]

We can't see her shoes in this photo - I wonder if she is wearing sneakers or her usual very high heels?