The Unholy Alliance Report for Monday
Betches, it seems like every time I turn around, people who should not be associating with each other are associating with each other anyway. Doesn't anyone listen to me? Take a look at that there... thing... on Paris Hilton's finger. What's your guess as to what "BM" stands for?
No, not THAT. Benji Madden. Yes, they've been dating, which is really disgusting enough, but we've all seen how quickly Paris rids herself of a greasy-looking rich dude, so I figured we wouldn't have to put up with this much longer. But now there's speculation that this... thing... is an ENGAGEMENT RING, God help us. (Paris on the ... thing: "It means exactly what it means." Thanks?)
As if the Madden brothers weren't already making some of the absolute worst music to ever come out of the best state in the country (yay Maryland!), now they have, as muses and lifemates, the cast of the fucking Simple Life. Not that anything ever boded well for the lyrical* future of Good Charlotte, but this can only be a step in the wrong direction, wouldn't you say?
*Bonus ironic guffaw material here.
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Baby mama?
Posted by: Rachel | March 10, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Before clicking the cut, I chanted, "Don't say Bret Michaels, don't say Bret Michaels, don't say Bret Michaels." Hey, it worked! Can you imagine the diseases that would be created in THAT unholy alliance?
Posted by: Ria | March 10, 2008 at 01:51 PM
In medical speak "BM" means bowel movement.
Posted by: Angie | March 10, 2008 at 03:45 PM
In medical speak "BM" means bowel movement.
Posted by: Angie | March 10, 2008 at 03:45 PM
Seriously? Would any of you ladies wear an engagement ring with your fiance's initials on it? Would any of your fiances be so arrogant as to give you an engagement ring with their initials on it? I mean, when my hubby and I married, we each had our initials inscribed inside the bad - both sets, as in, joined together in holy matrimony...but flashy crappy ugly ring-style? Noooo thank you!
Posted by: DianaCLT | March 10, 2008 at 08:36 PM
I wouldn't wear a ring with my husband's initials on it, but that's largely because they are AA, and I don't want people thinking I've fallen off a wagon when I order my Maker's on the rocks.
But BM is -definitely- worse than AA.
Posted by: Amber | March 10, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Apparently it's a "matching set". Benji is sporting a PH ring.....ummmm....I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20183387,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines
Posted by: veronica | March 11, 2008 at 12:45 PM