Tyra Reveals To The World That Models Really Are Just Pretty Hunks Of Meat

I would like to thank the latest episode of America's Next Top Model for introducing me - in the middle of a disturbing segment in which the models dressed themselves in sides of beef and brandished meat hooks - to the phrase BEEF PANTIES.

If I weren't already pretty close to completely vegetarian, I would consider this, without question, a sign from the gods - the same gods that wrought Tyra Banks upon us, but still - that to touch meat ever again would damn my soul for eternity.

That is all.

Comments

[Sils]

I am so pissed that I was on the phone and missed this.

I would have walked out, forget being a vegetarian, I draw the line at covering my body in raw meat and, quite possibly, feces. That is a bacterial nightmare.

[JennyM]

I do not believe there are enough showers in the world....

[Anna]

That was the most bizarre thing I have ever witnessed.

[Kimberly C]

WHAT THE H?

I may want to go shower in sympathy.

[BaltimoreGal]

Yeah, that's just wrong. Just because "they do it in fashion" doesn't mean they have to do it on TV.

[Nora]

I thought this was hilarious. I am even more happy to not have chosen modeling as a career now, and it did make me consider the merits of vegetarianism. Methinks they's running out ideas after 10 seasons of ANTM.....

[JZMom]

When Dominique sat on the pile of meat, I thought it was the grossest-yet-funniest thing I've seen in a while. I just kept thinking of Wilma Flintstone.

[Laura]

OK I did not see this was there actual meat sitting against their special places? This just seems very unsaniyary..you could get a yeast infection from this.

[Her Bad Mother]

Laura - I think they had gonch on underneath their beef panties, but still. Meat bacteria, like sperm, can get in all sorts of places if you don't respect it.

[rednexmama]

Dude! Did you just compare meat bacteria to sperm?!?!?! Frickin' AWESOME!!! Oops, I think I just peed myself! Clearly laughing too hard!

[Her Bad Mother]

I did, but, yo: I said RESPECT it.

[veronica]

I thought it was pretty funny...and that most of them sucked it up pretty well. But I think I'm in the minority of not being freaked out by raw beef....but it's probably from the fact that I have a secret love for steak tartare (but sadly no longer something I eat due to it not being the safest thing.)

Now if it was raw chicken or fish...then I'd be skeeved out beyond belief.