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March 28, 2008

Why, George? WHY?

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Oh, George. We thought that you could do no wrong. We thought that when it came to masculine classiness and movie-idol-throwback cool, you could do no wrong. We thought you were the shiz, George, we really did.

And then you went and put on that hat.

Which not only makes you look like you rolled Brad Pitt for his clothes - which, um, incomprehensible - but also makes your head look disproportionate to your body, such that the impression one gets looking at this picture is that it's a bad photoshop job featuring your face, Brad Pitt's scalp, and Sir Ian McKellen's body. Which might be a super hott gay fantasy for some, but for me? Not so much.

Lose the hat, 'kay? Just, please? It would really go a long way toward restoring the quality of my fantasy life.

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Oh my....I hate to say it, but he almost looks like an old man. 10 bucks says his pants are probably pulled up to his upper chest and he has sock suspenders on.

Please George, for the love of everything holy, don't wear this again!

Oh, I think he looks cute. And it's a nice gimmick for the movie.

Um, am I the only one having a weird Newsies flashback?

http://yumgabe.tripod.com/spot.jpg

Hat is WAY too big. And skyrockets him straight into Senior Citizendom. And the grin? Makes one wonder if he's finally feeling regular, passed a stone, cut a fart, etc..

I see nothing wrong with channeling Jimmy Stewart. ;)

He looks more than a little like Fievel.

I agree! I think it has something to do with his upcoming movie. Right, George? That has to be it...YES?

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