"Your Mother's Very Partial to Cucumber"

Oh, you frisky citizens of the United Kingdom

Someday, perhaps even in my lifetime, it will dawn on the advertisers and citizens of the United States that (a) a woman's orgasm is just as ridiculously achieved as a man's, (b) masturbation is a fine and honorable tradition, even (or perhaps especially) within monogamous relationships, and (c) cucumber sandwiches are delicious.

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[Keli]

For now on, I'm scrubbing all of my vegetables very carefully.

[kdiddy]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha