Amy Winehouse Shows Baby How It's Done

I dunno. I plan to make sure that my baby's in a sling or carrier before doing shots. You know, so that he doesn't drop when my arms go slack from extreme drunkenness. That would suck.

On the other hand, I suppose that you don't want baby in a sling if you fall over. If you've just got a loose grip on the kid, he can fall clear of your toppling body, and not get crushed under your dead drunken weight. So maybe she's got the right idea.

I wonder how she holds him when she's doing lines, or shooting up. That must be awkward. You kinda need two arms for that shit.

I guess that's what baby swings are for. Keep them from getting in the way of your recreational drug use.

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[Michelle]

I guess the photo is an indictment of the decisionmaking of the parents of that child moreso than Amy's behavior - she is what she is (unfortunately). But I keep my child out of harms and shots way!

[michelle]

That baby's face is priceless, I can see a little thought bubble over his head saying "Can you believe this sh*t?"

[Missie]

Talk about Photo in Search of a Caption stuff right here, baby.

That kid is so "Hey dude can I borrow your cell? I need to call CFS."

[Her Bad Mother]

Yeah, if we weren't already all Winehoused-up on the Caption This front, this one would totally gone up. But we gotta at least TRY to keep PISC from becoming Amy Winehouse In Search Of A Caption.

[Nic]

the thing that concerns me most is that there's a parent out there who let Amy Winehouse hold their baby. On purpose. While she was getting drunk because she's certainly not slugging back Pepto Bismol right there.

[kdiddy]

any parent who says, "Sure, Amy Winehouse, you can hold my baby," gets a big gold star.

[jennifer]

What weight?

[JennyM]

Oh, y'all. Maybe it's a tiny cup of tea.