Ashlee & Pete: First Love, Then Marriage, Then Baby Carriage... Or Vice-Versa?

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are - according to Us Magazine - going to have a little Fall Out boy. Or girl. I suppose that at the moment it's just a Fall Out Fetus (which sounds disturbing, I know, but definitely edgier than Fall Out Boy, which, when you think about it, is really a pretty lame name for a band. But I digress.)

Anyway. Us Magazine says so. So it must be true, right?

But Petey isn't exactly cooperating. He told MTV News:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood... This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

Um, is that a denial?

Pete Wentz to MTV: "Yeah."

Okay then. You heard it here first: Ashlee Simpson is rumored to be pregnant but her husband-to-be says that she's not. We is all about the news, y'all!

Comments

[Deb]

Fall Out Fetus!!! That's about the funniest (and simultaneously disturbing) thing I've read in days!

[DianaCLT]

Will the rumored fetus have a nose job, like mama, before it falls out?!?

[Isabel]

Wait...so is he gay and this is just to cover that up?

[Jooshy]

So, she got all that plastic surgery and still has that chin?

[DianaCLT]

Jooshy - THANK YOU! Seriously! I wanted to comment on the chin, but since I'd already commented on the nose job...I didn't want to sound too shallow. SO glad you mentioned her chin!!!!