Backstage with the Rock of Love 2 Girls

Personally, I'd be way more jazzed about meeting Rich Juzwiak of FourFour, but that's just me.

Anyway, for those of you who 1) are into Rock of Love 2 and 2) are willing to admit that you are into Rock of Love 2, Rich goes backstage at the reunion show for lots of photos, subtle barbs and really in-depth interviews that make you think deep thoughts with the...contestants? bachelorettes? newest walking stereotypes because all you have to do is hear that someone's outfit is "soooo Rock of Love" and it's like, YOU KNOW THERE'S A BANDANNA INVOLVED?

Anyway. VH1 made Angelique return backstage and put on a bra, Megan's dog probably has worms, and Kristy Joe has an inflated sense of her own new-asshole-ripping skills. You really gotta read it.

Oh, and then there's an interview with Bret.

Me: What was the best thing about doing this show?

Bret: Sex with Ambre, Daisy, Kristy Joe and a few others.

Noted.

(I would like to propose to VH1 -- in order to keep the show edgy and shocking, that they consider a major wardrobe overhaul next season. I'm thinking pastel cotton dresses with puffy sleeves and high collars, and lots of French braids with bouffants in front. It seems oddly fitting, in a way.)

Read the whole entry on the VH1 blog.

 

Comments

[Martha]

All I want to know is...

Was Winston there???

[Heather B.]

My first thought when looking at that photo was "Oh! Rich! But who is that other guy?" and it took me a few minutes to figure it out. But whatever.

And when I met Rich I could barely speak in a coherent sentence. In fact I'm pretty sure I spoke exactly four words to him and then spent the rest of the time staring at him.

[Allison]

I pretty much watch ANTM just so I can keep up with Rich's weekly recap. I don't know what I would do if I met him in person, but I'm pretty sure I'd have a blowjob face.

[deirdre]

Guy that guy is so dirty. Not the red-shirt guy (note to red-shirt guy: I wouldn't be walking anywhere near Paramount's parking lot with a red shirt, if you know what I mean (Star Trek reference)), the other guy. The dirty guy.

[DianaCLT]

How much work has Bret Michaels had done, anyway?? Cuz I'm pretty sure he could be a whole season of Dr. 90210, all by himself!

And what's with the makeup? Is he not aware that the days of the glammed-out hair bands is looooong gone? Or does he just forget to wash his face after making out with all the overly-done-up sluts, thereby wearing their make-up by default?

Lastly - what in the hell is going on with his lips? In every picture and video clip of him lately, he has a petal-pink girly-looking pucker! Is he trying to develop his own HGLs??? (for those of you NOT in the know, HGLs are "head-giving lips!")

[Trish]

Who's the girl on the left with the man hands?

[Sils]

OMG, I LOVE Rich Juzwiak. I have such a haggy talent crush on him, it's kind of sad.

[Megling]

There is a rumor floating around that shiny haired, pink lipped Bret goes to my church...Now every Sunday I am on the look out.

[Jennelou]

Dudes,

Is it just me or does he look like jenna Jameson?

LOL.

WTF?

[DianaCLT]

Jennelou - YES! He DOES look like Jenna Jameson! Holy plastic surgery, Batman - they probably have the same surgeon(s)!!!!

[Queenie]

I'd still do them both. *sigh*
Rich is not for my team however...but Bret! I've still got a snowball's chance in fantasy hell with Bret!