Brad Pitt Proves That If You're Hot Enough, Even 80's Hair Can't Hurt You

Granted, if Brad Pitt, as pictured here in a still from his new movie Burn After Reading, were just walking down the street as some ordinary guy, I'd probably say to myself, hey, that guy looks a lot like Brad Pitt! Shame about the hair! but, you know, looking at him as Brad Pitt I just think godDAMN can nothing mar that man's beauty?

Because really? Throw an ugly poly-cotton blend polo shirt and a bad Vanilla Ice 'do and he all of sudden seems totally accessible, in a way that he just doesn't when he's wearing one of those stupid hipster newboy caps or, you know, draped in Angelina Jolie. This look screams I CAN HAS POCKET PROTECTOR, and you know that guys with pocket protectors are totally open to a good time, if you can lure them away from their D&D marathons or find a way in to their parents' basements.

So, yeah, throw bad clothes and a bad haircut on Brad Pitt and all of a sudden? All those disturbing BestBuy clerk guy fantasies become totally legitimate and waaay more fun.

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[Mouse]

I really want to see this movie. Amazing cast from what I've read. And it doesn't hurt that Brad's one man who does it for me, lesbian tendencies aside.

[JP]

He went through a groddy period when he was with Jennifer that was totally unappealing to me. Remember it? Long hair, nasty beard, unshowered.

I much prefer him clean cut (and without roots).

[The Muse]

That is total Val Kilmer hair from Top Gun. I love it!

[b]

I agree w/ The Muse. Val and Brad should be brothers in some movie. They totally resemble each other with that hair.