DEAR HULKY!
if i have a crush on some1 what must i
do?
Thomas
WELL, THOMAS, CRUSHES TERRIBLY EXCITING, DON'T YOU THINK! CRUSHES MAKE HULK ALL WOBBLY LIKE LIME JELL-O. PROBLEM WITH CRUSH, THOUGH, IS IF YOUR FEELINGS GET CRAZY OUT OF HAND AND THEN YOU SEE PERSON YOU HAVE CRUSH ON AND YOU RUN AWAY! HARD TO GET TO KNOW THIS PERSON WHEN YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A LUNATIC.
TAKE DEEP BREATH, THOMAS. GOOD, NOW TAKE ONE MORE. MY ADVICE, NEXT TIME THOMAS SEE CRUSH PERSON, DON'T THINK, DON'T PLAN OUT CONVERSATION IN ADVANCE AND THEN FORCE IT TO OCCUR, THOMAS JUST RELAX AND RESPOND AND BE GENUINE, MAKE SURE YOU TAKE SHOWER, LOOK SHARP. OKAY TO ACT A LITTLE GOOFY, SOMETIMES THAT CUTE, LETS PERSON KNOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE GIDDY FEELING. OR JUST SAY "HI" AND LET IT GO AT THAT! THEN NEXT DAY "HI, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS DONUTS I HAVE?" DONUTS NICE WAY TO BREAK ICE. GOOD LUCK, THOMAS.
NEXT: A LETTER OF THANKS!
I must admit that my entire childhood I was terrified of you. Now however with your great advice and wisdom I am in love with you. Thanks for helping all of those out there who need it.
THANK YOU, FAITH! HULK REALLY TRYING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND, YOU KNOW? TRYING TO BE MORE APPROACHABLE, GOING WITH A SOFTER LOOK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT. HULK IS SORRY HE SCARED YOU.
HULK SORRY FOR SHORT COLUMN TODAY, HULK HAVE FLU. NEXT WEEK: CAN YOU STILL LOVE A CHEATER?! OMG THIS LOOK CONTROVERSIAL!
LOVE,
HULKY
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on April 21, 2008 in DEAR HULKY
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I hope Hulky feel better soon!
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 21, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Hope Hulky feel better...me love Hulky advice!
Posted by: veronica | April 21, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Feel better, ya big green hunk a'love!
Posted by: missbanshee | April 21, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Hulky is the best. Where has he been all my life?
Posted by: Kyla | April 21, 2008 at 06:03 PM