Dear Khia, Please STOP

I beg you, America begs you, and your caps lock key begs you.  (It also says to tell you that it is not, contrary to what you may have heard on the internets, cruise control for cool.)  What the hell I'm talking about may be found after the jump, along with spoilers if you're not up to speed on Miss Rap Supreme on VH1.

Here's the spoiler: Khia (uber-klassy songstress of "My Neck, My Back" fame) got her ass booted off Miss Rap Supreme for plagiarizing her own damn already-recorded rhymes during one of those "make up a NEW rhyme real quick" challenges.  She had spent most of her time on the show talking about what a super-talented superstar she was, which really kind of begs a certain question, doesn't it?

Anyway, I guess what super-talented superstars do with all their talent is write shitty MySpace blogs (I mean, really, MySpace?) about how untalented and awful everyone else is.  Khia has been at this for quite a while, mainly targeting other female MCs, all of whom are actually more talented and relevant than she is, which I guess sort of explains why she's acting like a bitter hag about them.  But her latest entry goes after Kim Kardashian for some reason (I mean, really, Kim Kardashian?).  It's really amusing, in a cringe-at-the-sheer-patheticness-of-it-all kind of way.  Here's a little snippet, you can read the rest over at Bossip.

And Ms. Kim….. The wannabe soooo innocent hoe that fu*ked and sucked Ray- J good and put that sex tape out on purpose….. She wanted yall to see her suck dat dick. SCANDULOUS HOES… That’s what hoes do…. To get famous!!! She went and got some ass shots and now she‘s a super HOE star…..

I mean... okay, fair enough, Khia, but really.  Please.  Move on.  Find something to do.  Write a song - that'd make it what, like three songs inside five years?  You can handle it.

Comments

[kdiddy]

I wonder if the rap that she wrote on the first challenge was original or pre-done. because it was awful. (R-E-S-P RESPECT ME! R-E-S-P RESPECT ME! R-E-S-P RESPECT ME!) and I was disappointed. I was all set for a raunchy Khia comeback.

[disnazzio]

That was the pre-done one, believe it or not. Like, if you're going to cheat and crib your own pre-recorded material, please use something that's not completely atrocious.