Dina Lohan Is...Well, Still Being Dina Lohan

Ohhhhhhh so THIS is a tad head-explode-y. Dina Lohan is like, SO TOTALLY CONCERNED about the negative tabloid attention her 14-year-old daughter Ali is getting these days. Because even though courting the tabs SO TOTALLY WORKED for Lindsay, apparently it's "scary" this time.

"It's scary because I did it with Lindsay and got her to the level of success that she is at and with the tabloids ... so with Ali now it's scary ... they are already making things up about her."

So. She's basically admitting that she turned Lindsay's life into a three-ring circus at Studio 54 (success! mission accomplished!), but now after sexing up her 14-year-old and getting her a reality show, she's shocked -- SHOCKED!! -- that the tabloids are making up stories in order to create a new and better LohanWreck 2.0. And she thought they were friends!

Ali, on the other hand, remains completely unaware that her mother is completely toxic and seems pretty isolated from everyone else. And I know I don't know Dina and we shouldn't judge celebrities and stuff but...I feel safe making an exception here. Toxic. Ali has already said that when she sees what Lindsay has, she "wants it all so bad." So of course Dina can use the universal excuse of stage parents that she's only pushing Ali into the spotlight because it's "what SHE wants."

You know what I wanted at 14? A pony, some boobs and a really, really short miniskirt. And I didn't get any of them. My mom said so.

Ali Lohan said her classmates' attitudes toward her sister contributed to her decision to be home-schooled.

"They would say stuff (about) my sister ... they start singing this song or something, just stupid stuff like that. It's just a few girls, they got suspended at school because they did a video on YouTube about me," Ali Lohan said. "I was really shocked because I thought those girls were my friends, but obviously you can't trust anybody except your family."

(By the way, does anybody know what Ali actually...does? Every article about this girl makes vague references to Dina managing her "show business" career, but...does she sing? Act? Juggle?)

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[jodifur]

Did these people learn anything from BRITNEY and her stage mother?

[Suzy Q]

I would say something murderous about Dina Lohan, but I'm not that violent. Still, she should be removed far, far away from her kids. What a completely rotten parent.

[Faith]

At 14 I wanted to wear mascara and lipgloss. My mom said "HELL NO!" so it didn't happen. If HO-HAN had been my mom I would be dead by now - probably from the drugs she gave me or the old men she made me sleep with to get a juggling part in the circus.
But she totally is doing this all "for the kids".