Disturbing Celebrity Quote Of The Week
Which celebrity, do you suppose, dropped this stomach-unsettling sound bite:
"It's amazing how your stomach goes ‘boop' (after giving birth) and it's this jiggly mass. I EVEN PLAY with my little leftover belly."
("PLAY WITH MY LITTLE LEFTOVER BELLY?" I can has shudders?)
(Caps and italics and bolding and all highlighty bizniss mine.)
Actually, I don't know whether I find that statement comforting (which I do, for sure, because it is evidence that even star-dusted demi-goddesses like J-Lo have a jiggly mass' of 'leftover belly' after pregnancy. Like MOI) or nightmare-inducing (she plays with it? what does that even mean? DISTURBING VISUAL DO NOT WANT.)
Let me take that back. The statement about 'jiggly belly'? Fine. The statement about 'playing with jiggly belly'? NOT FINE.
Need to scroll back through MamaPop archives for cleansing visuals. WHERE ARE THOSE OLD FRIDAY EYE CANDIES DAMMIT?
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