I'm Really Not Sure What to Make of Weston Cage

Nicolas Cage's 17-year-old son Weston is ready to strike out on his own as a Goth superstar

TMZ has video of Weston introducing some other Goth band in Anaheim and, really, where to begin? The pretty hair and makeup, the platforms, the excessive use of mano cornuda, the fact that there's a goth concert in Anaheim, which is like totally the most sinister place on earth? Maybe Disneyland was booked.

It all feels very Goth Talk.