I'm Really Not Sure What to Make of Weston Cage
Nicolas Cage's 17-year-old son Weston is ready to strike out on his own as a Goth superstar
TMZ has video of Weston introducing some other Goth band in Anaheim and, really, where to begin? The pretty hair and makeup, the platforms, the excessive use of mano cornuda, the fact that there's a goth concert in Anaheim, which is like totally the most sinister place on earth? Maybe Disneyland was booked.
It all feels very Goth Talk.
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Oh, he's 17. That pretty much says it all.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 21, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Suzy Q: He's 17 *and* his dad is Nicholas Cage. That might cover the bases...
Posted by: JennyM | April 21, 2008 at 03:54 PM
Yeah, Jenny, I though of that add-on after I clicked Post. Thanks for the clean-up!
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 21, 2008 at 04:15 PM
I would have been hopelessly in love with him at age 15. Tragically, I am now old enough to be his mama. Ah youth. Youth and eyeliner...
Posted by: missbanshee | April 21, 2008 at 04:16 PM
props to kdiddy for knowing the term "mano cornuda", the link for which I had to follow to know the meaning of.
Posted by: AmyC65 | April 21, 2008 at 04:22 PM
....and he looks like a slightly butch rendition of Mama Cass.
Posted by: daysgoby | April 21, 2008 at 04:34 PM
He looks like Demi Moore with a few extra pounds...and a whole lotta eyeliner.
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 21, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Actually, I was just thinking he looks like a mannish Angelina Jolie. If she were hit with an ugly stick.
Posted by: Lindsay | April 21, 2008 at 05:40 PM
You could make...
a hat
a brooch
a pteradactyl....
Posted by: paige | April 21, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Ya hey. I dont wanna be judgemental or mean or ANYTHING like that. BUT, WOW. All I thought when I saw that picture was, christ dear o lord! To Weston, to be truthfully honest, you should be more like your dad. I mean, dont marry someone half your age. Just dress and act like a Coppola would. The comic thing is cool. But, lets get real here, voodoo child can STAY in the comic book. Alright. Be a gentlemen. Youll get hugly respected, I PROMISE!
Posted by: Guess Who | July 18, 2008 at 02:16 PM