Jennifer Lopez Spawns Mutant Babies, Reality TV Show

JLo, here pictured in full Kabuki makeup beside a small hairless chimp, plans to jump on the reality TV bandwagon. Umm, yay? (rolls eyes)

Like many stars who seem physically incapable of privately enjoying any aspect of their life, Lopez and her small hairless chimp have signed on with TLC to do an "up-close and personal" reality show about their newly babied lives. The NY Daily News reports:

The show will "deliver a slice of [Lopez's] life that audiences have never seen before, as she takes on her career and launches a new fragrance while trying to juggle her new responsibilities as a first-time mom," TLC President Angela Shapiro-Mathes said.

"Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience."

Yaaaawn. Sounds thrilling, huh?

Well if the curse of couples reality TV holds, I guess this means JLo's marriage to Bubbles will soon be heading on over to Splitsville, USA, eh? Oh LE SIGH.

Poor chimp-human hybrid mutant babies. Sad, really.

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Comments

[Lisa]

Who cares?

[Trsih]

It's unbelievable that these people think that their lives are so important to us "little folks" that we would actually take the time to sit down and watch them go about their lives. Spare me. I agree with Lisa - who cares. I laughed out loud at the "hairless chimp" line. What's he squiting at - his once private life escaping him?

[Rachel]

Wow, a mom who juggles kids and a career? Never seen that before. Could be tough for her to bring in 10 million a year with kids.

[Suzy Q]

She's so damn shiny!

[JD]

I feel bad about this, but I laughed pretty hard at the chimp comments.

[DianaCLT]

Poor hairless chimp. What's he squinting at? Well - the sunlight reflecting off his wife's shiny-ass make-up is the first thing that comes to my mind! She keeps that shit up, and he'll be a BLIND small hairless chimp!

[WompWomp]

I stan J-Lo, but her show reminds me of Kimora Lee's show, Life On The Fab Lane.