Matthew McConaughey: Will Die For Sex
Which? Sounds good. Sort of. I mean, Matthew McConaughey? Might be worth dealing with a corpse for that. But then, doesn't it really depend on who's on top? Seriously?
It's all fun and games until some hot stud drops dead on your naked self and crushes you. Matt's girlfriend really should keep that in mind.
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I have a pretty intense phobia, a "thing" if you will, about the size of Matthew McConaughey's head. It's quite the gargantuan cranium, and I'd be afraid he'd give me a massive concussion or worse if he croaked on me. I shudder to think. :)
Cheers,
filmfangirl
Posted by: Heather | April 04, 2008 at 11:02 AM
On the bright side...rigor mortis would increase his "staying power," if you know what I mean. ;)
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 04, 2008 at 11:30 AM
I think I remember reading that his dad died shortly after having sex with his mom.
Also, I don't really think he has a "big giant head" particularly. Not like in So I Married An Axe Murderer.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | April 04, 2008 at 01:53 PM
I don't have as much of a problem with his head and with his stumpy arms! Somewhere I saw someone making fun of him and saying he looked like a T-Rex, and now I can never get that image out of my head.
Posted by: Velma | April 04, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Every guy wants to die screwing. Thanks to Matt they can talk publicly about it.
Posted by: b | April 04, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Can I nominate myself as the person he can die having sex with??
Posted by: Martha | April 04, 2008 at 05:33 PM
OMG!!! Between the rigor mortis comment (nice visual. thanks a bunch.) and the So I Married an Axe Murderer (You too? Frick I love that movie!) I almost woke the baby up with my snorting!!! Oh man, "(scottish accent)He'll cry himself to sleep on his giant pilla (sp.)" snort cough gasp roar!!! LMAO!
Posted by: rednexmama | April 05, 2008 at 01:09 AM
rednexmama - no problem. Anytime! ;)
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 05, 2008 at 09:46 PM