Michael Jordan Asked to Take a Third Paternity Test

A third test... for the same kid.  After the first two tests... came back negative.  What?

Lisa Miceli (no relation, as far as I know, to Tony and Samantha) (/extremely stupid joke) has been claiming for several years that NBA superstar Michael Jordan is the biological father of her 4-year-old son, Dante Miceli.  Despite two negative paternity tests (and a restraining order), Miceli has asked a judge to order Jordan to submit to a third test.

A commenter over at TMZ says that MJ's would-be baby's mama keeps a  blog.  Now, I can't confirm that this is indeed Miceli's blog, but I can confirm that whoever is writing it is either delightfully crazy or doing a damn good impression of someone who is delightfully crazy (she's less delightful if you're MJ, I suppose).  Also, I swear I had not yet read her blog or learned of her Alyssa Milano obsession at the time that I wrote that really stupid Who's The Boss joke up there.

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Comments

[Lori]

OH MY LORD. I need to set aside some time to read her blog because from the brief snippet I read she is 15 kinds of crazy.

Wow.

And does she think that the dna will have miraculously alterred somehow to prove paternity?

[Nic]

Oh honey, let's be clear, you're not going to get the money. It's certain now.

[Lisalisa]

That is one steaming bucket o crazy. Did you see that Blogger has put a content warning on access to it? Like it's Blogger's way of saying, "um... we think we might be open to a libel case here, but we don't want to shut her site down because then she'll wig out on us, so, um..."

[Kim S.]

That blog made me so sad. She's so angry and it just goes on and on. I hope she can find some peace. Yikes. Life is too short to be so angry. That poor little boy...

[katiekat]

Wow, that chick is three kinds of cuckoo for coca puffs crazy. Reading just the first few paragraphs of her blog gave me a headache. Seriously, someone should step in and check on the welfare of her son, because she seems to be mentally unstable.

[Wife of Dingus]

Holy Wow. That is worth reading from the beginning. You can't make *hit up like that. Well, I mean you can... if you are off your meds and loopy crazy. And where is her poor child?

[emily]

wow. that woman is out of her mind. her blog was hard enough to follow what with all of the caps and nonsensical half sentences, but then she had to go and talk in the third person. bizarre. that poor child.

[Sonia]

Holy. Crap. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs is right!! Clearly she's not mentally stable. As entertaining a read as that was, I feel really sorry for her that her mental illness is....so.....advanced. What a way to live.