Photo in Search of a Caption: John Travolta's Facial Hair and Some Dude

Beard? What beard? I don't have a beard. Kelly's at home with the kids.

UPDATE: You betches seriously, seriously brought it today.  This was a hard decision, but the public adoration goes to Baileyswedishfish.  Okay, and I adore the rest of you too, you sultans of snark.

PLEASE, betches, I beg of you, turn this moustache of horror into something beautiful with your snarky wiles.  I will publicly adore you at the end of the East Coast bidness day.  (Oh, and that other dude is actually Bob Iger of Disney.  Since Disney owns everything, possibly including me - one never knows with all these mergers! - I thought I'd play it safe and not leave my "some dude" standing.)