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April 01, 2008

Photo in Search of a Caption

Aniston_crack

Oh, look, it's Jennifer Aniston! This photo needs a caption and YOU'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN DO IT JUSTICE. Winner linked and posted at the end of the day.

WINNER: "Miss, can you speak closer and clearer into the butt crack please?  Was that one diet and one regular coke?" Thank you, Trish! That was truly inspired, and a difficult decision, you people are getting good at this. Thanks for playing!

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Miss, can you speak closer and clearer into the butt crack please? Was that one diet and one regular coke?

Hey Brad, Billy Idol called and his plumber wants his crack back.

Got Crack?

Whopper please, hold the bun.

Jen takes the to the streets of L.A., determined to bring the crack problem to its knees. By the looks of things, she's halfway there.

"Take that Brangelina!"

"If I just don't make eye contact, this will be less awkward."

Hey Paps? Will you turn around while I run her over? We gots to put an end to these low riders.

"Huh. Why am I suddenly craving Moons Over My Hammy?"

"It's been WAY too long since Brad left me, because I feel like backing that mighty fine crack up!"

Without children of her own, Jen has resorted to paying homeless men to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" with her.

am I the only one who thinks this is NOT Jen? She looks all puffy, and the car -- come on she can not seriously be driving a brown beater around ... is it for a new movie maybe?

Jennifer Aniston drives through the set of Wonder Bread while they are filming a commercial for their newest selection of cracked wheat buns.

That biznitch's moon over Miami cannot eclipse ME!

No, Vince. The answer's STILL no.

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