Photo In Search of a Caption: K-Fed
K-Fed: "Wow, it's really true what they say about black dudes. I can't stop starin'!"
Update! SuzyQ is our big weiner of the day. (Suzy, if you've got a blog you'd like linked here, comment and I'll add it.) Exes and ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs to you!
Give me your best would-be captions for this photo, and the winner will be linked and adored at 5 p.m.!
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I call this look 'blue steel'.
Posted by: JMomma | April 07, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Dude, how can I get myself noticed in this crowd of smiling, attractive people? Oh, got it! Bad haircut? Check. Ugly expression? Check. Bad clothes? Check. Everybody else looks dry? Okay, well I just jumped in that pool over there...
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 07, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Shar: Yipee!! I'm pregnant again.
Federline: Shit! Now Brit is never going to take my broke ass back.
Posted by: Faith | April 07, 2008 at 12:39 PM
"Wait, what...?" Kevin Federline just realized he's not a black man.
Posted by: Kelly | April 07, 2008 at 12:56 PM
"I'm selling these K-Fed boogers on e-Bay!"
Posted by: Christine | April 07, 2008 at 02:08 PM
"I'm sorry -- I'm sorry! No, really, it's just... the chest hair... I can't... oh, man, does anyone have a tissue? Oh, man!"
Posted by: JennyM | April 07, 2008 at 02:09 PM
The forehead horn, the red eyes, and the pointy ears just confirm K-fed's status as one of Satan's minions.
Posted by: Missie | April 07, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Woman in back: Wait a minute! This isn't right! Why are you signin' autographs as Kevin Spears, you idiot?
Kevin: I was sleepin, okay? I haven't had a nap since Gawd knows when - miboys don't rest, ever...just whinin' about Mama...
Jennifer Love Hewit look-alike: Maybe if I squat down and hide behind my eye-makeup no one will see me here.
Demonic guy: I could just eat those buttons....
Posted by: daysgoby | April 07, 2008 at 03:10 PM
K-Fed: "Wow, it's really true what they say about black dudes. I can't stop starin'!"
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 07, 2008 at 04:03 PM
"I pooted."
Posted by: missbanshee | April 07, 2008 at 04:16 PM
I'm so glad I didn't bathe for this.
Posted by: Nic | April 07, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Is this the audition line for the remake of "Dueling Banjos?"
Posted by: MamaPajama | April 07, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Is this the audition line for the remake of "Dueling Banjos?"
Posted by: MamaPajama | April 07, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Woot! I won!
No, Angela, I don't have a blog but thanks for asking. Am big Blogless Loser.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 07, 2008 at 08:18 PM