Still More Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse: Spencer and Heidi Pitching Reality Show
Had you asked me yesterday which celebrity I thought should most NOT get their own reality TV show, I would have said Britney Spears. Because, you know, been there, hated that, and also, please, can't we just let her try to detrainwreckify herself on her own? Doesn't filming the trainwreck just make it all the worse?
Anyway. That's old news. TODAY I will tell you that the so-called celebrities on the top of my DO NOT TELEVISE list are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. But do you think anyone will listen to me? No.
Spencer and Heidi - who are, as you are no doubt painfully aware, the most excruciating pair of nobodies to impose their vapidness upon the world since Paris hooked up with one of those brain-dead Greek shipping heirs, I forget which - are reportedly pitching a reality TV series that will focus entirely on them and their vapidness and their vapidly vapid and also no doubt mind-suckingly boring not to mention entirely contrived engagement and wedding.
Which, BLLLEEEECCCCCH. I didn't even want to watch Rob and Amber get married, and I kinda liked them. Spencer and Heidi, I hate. Hate with the blazing heat of a thousand suns. And the only thing worse for me than watching a half-hour of Speidi disgustingness would be watching a half-hour of Speidi wedding-themed disgustingness.
Which is not to say that I won't watch it at least once - you know, just to confirm that those are the hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen that I hear in the distance - but I will definitely be shoving sticks in my eyes while I do so.
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Have you ever wanted 15 minutes to end so badly?? Seriously, it's been OVER 15 minutes and no one has assinated them??? Really, something is wrong in the world today.
Posted by: Maternal Mirth | April 18, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Tee-hee...."Speidi." They are the ick-pitome of ickiness.
Yet, I still DVR The Hills. It's like a gruesome car wreck and I can't stop gaping.
Posted by: Jezer | April 18, 2008 at 06:44 PM
I know this is bad but I think I would
actually tune in for a bit. My judgement is poor though b/c I still DVR Celebrity Fit Club each week just to see what disgusting thing Dustin Diamond will do.
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Gunderson just laid off 50% of its first year class: http://www.jdjournal.com
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