The Hills' Jason Wahler to Star in His Own "Reality" Show
Jason Wahler, whom you may know as Lauren Conrad's ex and/or a douchebag who throws racist temper tantrums at cops and/or someone I wish wasn't on my side on the issue of whether Spencer Pratt is a lowlife, is getting his own show.
Wahler told Life & Style that the VH-1 show will be like a real-life Entourage. (That sound you hear? Is Kelly softly weeping that Entourage's name has been taken in vain in this way.)
It'll be the real-life version of Entourage. We start filming in April. I've got a lot going on: auditions, movies, parties. It's not exactly the same as Entourage, I'm not making $10 million a movie!
SIGH. And as to that last part, Jason: Grateful Nation Is Grateful. Your "acting" on The Hills was... well. Let's just say that if you ever make 10 mil per movie, I might have to scoop out my own eye with a spork, because I will know then that my life has truly been wasted, toiling away here on the East Coast doing actual work instead of being a lazy, Orange County douchebag who gets paid FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON WHATSOEVER.
Oh, and speaking of supreme douchebags and cameras, MTV.uk noted, in their story on this nonsense (that I'm sure I'll watch faithfully, because I'm a masochist and a FOOL), that Brody Jenner is also working on a reality show. Isn't he Kim Kardashian's stepbrother? Can't he just pop in over there for his camera-whoring? Seriously. How many channels are there, anyway, that we can afford airtime for this shit? Is this what TiVo has done to our lives?!
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Posted by: Sils | April 03, 2008 at 02:04 PM
"It'll be the real-life version of Entourage."
*flails*
Posted by: kdiddy | April 03, 2008 at 02:06 PM
He just looks like _such_ and OAF. Bleh.
Posted by: sarahthe | April 03, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Why thank you, Sils!
Posted by: disnazzio | April 03, 2008 at 04:26 PM