Vanilla Ice Reaches New Level of Choadiness

So, in what is starting to feel like my daily reporting on washed-up jackasses from the 80s and their inability to conduct themselves like humans, I bring you the following news: the douchebag pictured above got arrested last night.

Robert Van Winkle, a/k/a "rapper" "Vanilla Ice," was arrested Thursday night at his home in Palm Beach County, Florida, after what TMZ somewhat bafflingly called a "meltdown with [his] wife."  What that means is: he assaulted Laura Van Winkle.  And then he spent the night in jail.

Mr. Ice was in front of a judge this morning, where he denied having shoved his wife during their "meltdown" (ugh).  However, the judge told him to keep away from her and contact her only through a third party.  He can return - once - to his house to get his stuff, and that's to be it for the time being.

Joining Vanilla in Doucheville, Population Ever Increasing, are half the fucking commenters at TMZ.  I'll show you who needs a slap, "damn!" at 11:21.

Comments

[jodifur]

As someone who works in family violence comments like those infuriate me. Those commented are why family violence is so not taken seriously in this country.

[BaltimoreGal]

Is anyone really surprised about this? He's had a number of violent episodes widely televised. anyone who has anger and temper issues is not going to be able to control them around their wife and children. Their poor kids.