American Idol Season Finale Part I Open Thread TONIGHT!
That's right: it's a DAVID VS. DAVID BATTLE ROYALE SUPREME SMACKDOWN MANO Y MANO TO THE DEATH (omg I wish -- how awesome would THAT be?), and we'll be right here watching along with you, tonight and tomorrow! Are you excited? I know I am!! MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS EXCITED!!!!
Who will reign supreme: My boyfriend, the awesome-and-not-annoying-clearly-superior-David, or the David that is a dark-haired inferior knock-off of (vomit) Clay Aiken (vomit)? Oh yeah, you NEED to be here tonight to make sure the righteous prevail, people! C'mon!! ARE MY ALL CAPS AND MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS NOT CONVINCING?!?!!!!
So please, lawd please, join me over at the American Idol Open Thread Forum tonight starting at 8pm ET, for our second-to-last (weep) open thread (weep) go round (weep). BYOB and don't puss out, man. America is counting on you. I'm not kidding. DO I LOOK (sound? read?) LIKE I'M KIDDING? No, I'm SO not.
See you then! I has mah wines ready!
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I am crazy excited! I'll be sure to say Carly is a plant alot!
Posted by: jodifur | May 20, 2008 at 02:53 PM
*violently removes clip on earrings and fake eyelashes*
Thats it, be-yotch, David C. is MY boyfriend!
Posted by: Jen O. | May 20, 2008 at 03:12 PM
My husband said this yesterday: "That David Archuleta kid just looks like a dork. Even his face says 'jazz hands.'" And then I almost ran the car off th road.
Posted by: Cheryl | May 20, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Hate Archuleta... He just seems so insincere. It's like his smiles don't reach his eyes. But I'm still tempted to vote for him tonight for fear winning Idol will ruin Cook's career before it even gets started.
Posted by: emsgreen | May 20, 2008 at 03:50 PM
You all don't know how happy I am to find others who don't care for Archie. *sniff*
Posted by: Miz Jawnson | May 20, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Jen O, i will SO wrassle you for the good David.
Betches bettah represent tonight!! fortify yourselves and be ready!
Posted by: sweetney | May 20, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Like I've been telling all of my friends, "If I want to hear a seven year old girl sing, I'll give a microphone to my daughter." I don't know if I can stomach another Archuleta song! Where was Tonya Harding when we needed her earlier in the season?
Posted by: Michelledraga | May 20, 2008 at 06:23 PM
ew, David Archuletta is soooooooo going home in second place.
Posted by: chatty cricket | May 20, 2008 at 07:02 PM