Aniston-Mayer Canoodlefest 2008 Begins In Earnest
Reported with a pinch of healthy skepticism here last week, we now have concrete, visual confirmation that yes, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer indeed ARE a coupling of some form or fashion. BEHOLD:
They're oily and half-naked -- what more do you people want?
Okay, how about this one of John shamelessly contemplating Jennifer's buttocks?
(Heh. Funny because it looks like she's preparing to backhand him. STOP STARING AT MAH BUTTS!)
Yeeeeeah, anyhoo, all of this seems fairly convincing, yes? So I suppose the only question that remains (for those of you who care enough to contemplate such things) would be: is this coupling a good thing, or a bad thing? What say you, celebrity couple peanut gallery?
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Posted by Sweetney on May 8, 2008 in Celeb Couple Watch
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Erm, I dunno. Those are from last week, and I heard while they were apart he was making out with some random blond chick at the Maroon 5 concert.
Wow, that sentence TOTALLY made me feel junior high.
All I can say is, this relationship SO does not have "long haul" written on it in any way. However, the pics are super cute and as much as I hate to say, I completely find John Mayer hot. And now I will walk away in shame.
Posted by: Martha | May 08, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Ick. Ick. Ick. What is she doing with him?!
Posted by: Prisca | May 08, 2008 at 12:42 PM
I find him totally cheesy and gross, so I'm hoping this either isn't true or is just a short fling.
And I know she's wearing sunglasses and all, but doesn't she look really annoyed in both of those pictures?
Posted by: cindy w | May 08, 2008 at 12:47 PM
I think he is creepy creepy creepy.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | May 08, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Yeah... I saw these pictures like a week ago and then since then evidently he's been complaining to friends about how she's gotten all text-crazy-clingy and he's been hooking up with other girls at clubs and stuff. Sounds like another bad idea for Jen.
Posted by: Abbey Road | May 08, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Martha, I find John Mayer to be hot, too, so you are not alone in your shame. When people ask me what celebrities I find to be hottest, I pretend I don't hear the question. Or I LIE.
Posted by: marymuses | May 08, 2008 at 02:45 PM
WoW...
I just watched Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sex Video http://celeb-film.com
and
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Sex Tape http://newhotpeople.com
Posted by: Video | May 08, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Don't these people have any idea that laying out in the sun is BAD for you? And, it attracts the paparazzi? Yish.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 08, 2008 at 04:56 PM
I would lay out in the sun, even knowing it's bad for me, if I could have an enormous bed thing covered with fluffy white bedding that's apparently regularly cleaned by someone who doesn't mind oil on their white sheets. Where do I go to find a place like that? I keep seeing things like this in celebrity pictures. Or is this some kind of celebrity zoo, where they're all laid out behind glass? It kind of looks like that, actually. Does the sign say "Do not feed the paparazzi" and is Jen reading it over and over and over again?
Posted by: Lisalisa | May 08, 2008 at 05:29 PM
From the looks of those pics, she's not that into him.
Posted by: Jezer | May 08, 2008 at 06:47 PM
OK, honestly, if I see another "WoW...
I just watched Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sex Video" type post, I might start losing my faith in you guys'. This one is by "Video", but there was an identical post a few days ago by "Relly" re: Mariah Carey. Are you guys' actually letting yourselves get spammed? Ick. Nuf said.
Posted by: rednexmama | May 08, 2008 at 09:36 PM