Friday Eye Candy, By Popular Demand: Bad Boys, The Sequel

So I missed some super lickalicious bad boys last week, as you all so helpfully reminded me. James Spader? DUDES. How could I miss him? I should be charged for crimes against Eye Candy.

Herewith, my acts of penitence:

Sayid from Lost (Naveen Andrews). In my own defense, I left him off last week's list because I don't think of him as a bad boy (I mean, the heartbreak, the torment in the man's eyes. Such a man, I thought, cannot be truly bad). Then I thought: Iraqi torturer, future assassin for Ben, hmm... that math adds up to BAD ENOUGH. And his hawt is undeniable. So. Feast your eyes.

James Spader, in Secretary? Holy smoking hot badness. But we've known that he can rock smoking hot badness ever since Pretty In Pink, no? Bad rich boy Steff? I'd take him over pouty Andrew McCarthy any day. (Though if you offered me Ducky instead, I'd consider it. Stay tuned for FEC: Geeks I Have Loved, coming soon.)

Christian Bale, in American Psycho. Christian Bale is a bit too perfectly groomed for my bad-boy tastes, but I'll admit: he really made sociopathy sexy in that movie. Which is disturbing. Which is why he really does need to be on this list.

David Anders, in Alias and Heroes. I spent the entire run of Alias wishing that Sydney would just get over dewy-eyed Vaughn and get with Sark. Seriously.

Alan Rickman, in all of his villainy roles. I know, this one's kinda weird, but seriously, his voice? I would happily help him harass Harry Potter if he whispered bad, bad things in my ear. Is it wrong that I have the hots for Severus Snape? IS IT? Then I don't wanna be right.

Johnny Depp in Pirates Of The Caribbean. I can has hot drunken pirates? PLZ?

There. That's pretty exhaustive, no?