Friday Eye Candy: Bad Boys, Bad Boys Edition
Because the Prince Charmings of the world never did anything for me.
Seriously. You can have your 'oh hai I is a hero!' good-boy Jack. Give me Sawyer, all dirty and scowly and sweated-up, any day.
You can also keep your neat-and-tidy-Ocean's-Eleven-thru-Sixteen Brad Pitt. Give me Tyler Durden!
And you can keep Veronica's sweet, rich, brooding boyfriend. I'd rather have Jason Dorhing as a bad-ass centuries-old vampire with a taste for the ladeees.
Speaking of which... you can also keep your vampire-with-a-soul. Give me the naughty-boy bloodsucker with the penchant for rough sex.
Actually, you can give me the vampire with the soul, too. He's hawt. Not, like, hot-blooded, but, you know - HAWT.
Is that wrong?
(Any bad boys that I'm forgetting?)
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OMG - I. LOVE. THIS. LIST.
Why am I not watching "Moonlight"? Whyyyyyy??
And, I gotta say, I prefer Sawyer when he's clean. Then he brings the pretty. And WHERE IS SAYID?@!
Posted by: Robyn G | May 09, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Robyn,
You need to watch Moonlight...besides Jason the other Vamp guy is cute too!
Posted by: LauraJT77 | May 09, 2008 at 10:07 AM
God I love Tyler Durden!
Posted by: tonya | May 09, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Gimme Vin Disel in XXX looking at some vamp crawling around on the bed as he says, "oh, the things I'm going to do for my country".
Or James Spader in Secretary telling Maggie Glyenhall why she won't cut herself again.
happy sigh.
Posted by: Cobblestone | May 09, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Thank you Catherine!!
I needed me some Sawyer this morning. Dirty or clean, I will take that man any way I can get him.
I second RobynG's motion though...where is my Navid Andrews? SAYID!! Damn the thought alone of that man makes me all hot and bothered!!
Posted by: Faith | May 09, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Cobblestone! James Spader is one creepy-ass motherfucker, but oh! Secretary is one of my ALL-TIME FAVORITE movies. So hot and spanky.
Posted by: Amalah | May 09, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Ummm... yeah- you forgot our mascot as American Psycho boy- tanning bed photo please...
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/christian_bale_in_american_psycho.jpg
Posted by: Vicky | May 09, 2008 at 12:59 PM
What? No McSteamy, my favorite Seattle Grace Man-Whore? Blasphemy, darlings.
But, oh, how I miss Angel. Especially when he was bad.
Nice list!
Posted by: JennC | May 09, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Yeah, I have to agree with Cobblestone & Amalah on the hotness of Secretary. It was the sex-ay.
And we can have tanning-bed-boy now? I need my Bale-fix.
Posted by: The Muse | May 09, 2008 at 04:21 PM
i think this is the best friday eye candy for me yet! yummy. christian bale was bad in "swing kids" and "the prestige." that was hot.
the guys in moonlight are way hot.
Posted by: mouthybroad | May 09, 2008 at 04:22 PM
that tanning bed pic made my friday. thanks for the add!
Posted by: Sourire11 | May 09, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Bad boys... oh, yeah. Are there any other kind??? I always loved the dark, mysterious, tormented ones... Nick in "The Big Valley"! Adam in "Bonanza"!
James Spader in "Secretary." Check!
Oliver Reed in ANYTHING. Yeah, he's old. (Actually, he's DEAD.) But in his day... I had a crush on this guy when I was NINE. I am surprised my mother didn't have me committed.
Creepy John Malkovich in "Dangerous Liaisons." CHECK!
Benicio Del Toro! CHECK!!!
Sometimes? The badder, the better.
Posted by: Caroline | May 09, 2008 at 05:26 PM
John Malkovich ... forgot about that. Ryan Phillipe in the "same" role in cruel intentions wasn't bad {well ... was bad} too.
Posted by: Cobblestone | May 09, 2008 at 06:04 PM