George Clooney is Nuts. In a Good Way!
Now that Cannes is up and running the marketplace is revving up, too. Good news for George Clooney as the star is slated to do a new comedy that wins title of the year: Men Who Stare at Goats.
According to Variety, the picture "is an adaptation of British journalist Jon
Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion, a unit that
was to use paranormal powers." To stare at goats! Fantastic.
No wait! Don't go! There's more news of Clooney after the jump!
Google image search, how I love thee. Where else would I find a Clooney's face pasted onto some other guy holding a pug? I think the pug's face is pasted on, too! Sweetney better check and see if Truman's copyrights are being violated AGAIN.
September will bring Clooney to a theater near you in another Coen brothers film, entitled Burn After Reading. He and Brad Pitt play two unscrupulous gym employees who find the memoirs of a CIA agent on a disc and try to sell them. Senor Pitt has some awesome 80s hair for the film, and John Malkovich gets to wield an ax.
PAUSE FOR PITT:
/PITT PAUSE
And here we have a picture of George Clooney made entirely of jellybeans.
They got the hair right but the teeth worry me. I think those are the coconut flavored ones.
I have to say, for someone who spends a lot of time with his activist hat on, fella knows how to have a good time.
"Want to go make out behind the timpani after band practice?"
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What a great post!!!
And that picture of little Clooney at the end- OH MAH GAH. SO cute! So dorky!
So AWESOME.
Posted by: Liana | May 16, 2008 at 01:23 PM
that school picture of George is an argument for every school girl to give the dorks a try. You never know when you've got a diamond in the rough.
Posted by: AmyC65 | May 16, 2008 at 01:37 PM
Seriously, Amy. And thanks, Liana! Google image search can be used for good as well as evil, always remember that.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | May 16, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Oh my gah. Did someone that little guy's bangs with a CAN OPENER???
It almost looks like a post-I-fell-asleep-with-a-mouthful-of-gum kinda thing, huh?
Damn, I love me some George.
Posted by: Caroline | May 17, 2008 at 02:11 AM