George Clooney is Nuts. In a Good Way!

Now that Cannes is up and running the marketplace is revving up, too. Good news for George Clooney as the star is slated to do a new comedy that wins title of the year: Men Who Stare at Goats.

According to Variety, the picture "is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion, a unit that was to use paranormal powers." To stare at goats! Fantastic.

No wait! Don't go! There's more news of Clooney after the jump!

Google image search, how I love thee. Where else would I find a Clooney's face pasted onto some other guy holding a pug? I think the pug's face is pasted on, too! Sweetney better check and see if Truman's copyrights are being violated AGAIN.

September will bring Clooney to a theater near you in another Coen brothers film, entitled Burn After Reading. He and Brad Pitt play two unscrupulous gym employees who find the memoirs of a CIA agent on a disc and try to sell them. Senor Pitt has some awesome 80s hair for the film, and John Malkovich gets to wield an ax.

PAUSE FOR PITT:

/PITT PAUSE

And here we have a picture of George Clooney made entirely of jellybeans.

They got the hair right but the teeth worry me. I think those are the coconut flavored ones.

I have to say, for someone who spends a lot of time with his activist hat on, fella knows how to have a good time.

"Want to go make out behind the timpani after band practice?"

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