Giambi Has a Thing for His Thong

After apologizing for using steroids, New York Yankees slugger Jason Giambi has found a clever way to knock them out of the park.

Boyfriend wears a gold-lamé tiger-striped thong under his uniform.

"I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he said.

And because it feels so delicious.

The cute part is that he's convinced hitless teammates to wear it, too.

According to the L.A. Times, Giambi has left the golden thong in the lockers of Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura and Robinson Cano during various slumps.

"All of them wore it and got hits," Giambi said. "The thong works every time."

Which is awesome because after that whole steroid kerfuffle, Giambi needed a new secret weapon. ZING! The power of trampy lingerie compels you!

Is it unlucky to wash it between wearings? That could bring a whole new dimension to jock itch.

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Comments

[BaltimoreGal]

OK, I did NOT need to know that.
But I still love you, Mrs. K.

[Barbara]

All Yankees are evil and the fact that they wear thongs is so very fitting.

[Mrs. Kennedy]

I thought we should have a post for the menfolk.

[chatty cricket]

That's IT.

Johnny Damon is no longer my boyfriend.