Gossip Rag Thursday

Oh noes!! Now that we know it's twins, there's got to be some new drama in the Jolie-Pitt household for gossip rags to spread around. And In Touch wins the award for the fastest breakup rumor!! Can't be serious.

Wait, Britney's got a bump?!?!

Take that In Touch! Britney doesn't have a bump, she's lost 15 pounds. Wait, didn't we see that cover last week? Did they not update? Hmmm.

Damn you Reese, back OFF MY MAN!!!

See Nicole, this is why the song goes "first comes love, then comes marriage, THEN comes the baby ..."