Gossip Rag Thursday

Okay. So, despite the extreme Photoshopping going on, I totally want to know how big the twins are. I'm betting a 36DD personally. And it's almost worth buying the magazine to find out. The rest of the gossip Us is giving us this week? Yawn.

I'm torn here. Do I care that Jessica might have broken up with Tony Romo? Do I care that Ashlee's finally the Simpson sister getting the good press (with that baby possibly on the way)? Or do I focus all of my brain power on the baby bump Britney Spears might be sporting? It's either that, or she's trying to steal my crown for having the biggest Taco Bell Bump.

Really Heidi? Bigger boobs? And yes, Tara passed out because she NEEDS A SANDWICH. But the worst part about this cover is the abuse of the Spears-Federline boys. Yet again. I feel so bad for these kids, toddler-sized drug addictions or no. They need like a MONTH without being on a magazine cover. Kaythanskbye.

Four weeks?!?! That's not enough time to send a present to France, dammit! And is that Britney without her bump in that picture? How DO they do it??!?!?

Comments

[DianaCLT]

How weird is it that "Flats in a color you'll love!" is on the same cover as possibly drug-addicted toddlers, that reality whore's boobs, and Tara's almost-non-existentness???

Too bad I prefer a kitten heel. THAT would have been much more cover-worthy to me!

[AmyC65]

Where did Tara Reids fake boobs go? Has she lost so much weight she's lost her silicone, too? And I'm willing to bet Mariah treats EVERYONE around her like as assistant, Nick. Don't take it personally.

[Suzy Q]

I read that C's boobs are E cup. Mine are DD so, I'll give it to her.

[rockle]

I may be checking out "Life & Style" for those shoes. Oh, I won't buy it, but I'll check it out.

[BaltimoreGal]

By the way, "Taco Bell Bump" is a GENIUS phrase.
Am stealing it right now.

[Barbara]

Yeah, I wake up with a flat stomach and have a nice "baby bump" throughout the day as I cram food down my gullet. So, it's possible she could have a flat stomach in the morning and a gut at dusk.

[robyn]

that's my theory, anyways. it happens to me too! britney and me, sporting the Taco Bell Bump since 2008!

[Allison]

Sweet! Thanks, US Weekly, only 22 EXTRA pages on how I can totally hate myself for not achieving the "hottest body". And it will NEVER fail to make me chuckle how one mag has Britney's bump, and another discusses her "beach secrets" (which I can only assume means that she's looking good, but I will not purchase any of these rags this week). Seriously, if I ever have a daughter, I'll consider letting her be raised in a convent. There's just no way to win in this society. Also, if Heidi gets another set of implants, I suggest helium, them perhaps she will float away and we'll not have her forced down our throats anymore. Sorry, wine + internets makes me a bit catty.