Harrison Ford Takes a Moment to Collect Himself

Harrison Ford was caught shopping in L.A. yesterday. I'm surprised he doesn't get his own action figures for free. Maybe he needed extra for that big Well of Souls diorama he's building in the basement with his son, Liam.

He looks good, though, huh? Sixty-five is the new fifty.

ANYWAY, did you hear about the guy who spilled about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull after seeing the exhibitors preview? It's not pretty.

CAUTION: NO SPOILERS HERE, BUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS MIGHT BE LOWERED.

Ain't It Cool News posted what I think is the first spoiler-filled review of Crystal Skull last week, even though the movie's not due to premier at Cannes until May 18. Reviewer ShogunMaster says,"This is the Indiana movie you were dreading."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . . . .!!!

I remember seeing the two trailers and though I was excited to see the old man in action again, I was kind of worried that they seemed to be missing 'something'. That something was tension. During the whole of the movie, there was not a single moment that I thought our hero Mr. Jones (actually Colonel Jones as he was a hero in WWII now) was in any sort of peril or even significant inconvenience. In most cases, you were so many steps ahead of the characters that it was really just an arduous wait for them to get through it.

I wouldn't read beyond that anyway because I know I'm going to see the movie no matter what and I wouldn't be able to bear knowing that Spielberg put Indy and Marian in a rocket and shot them off to Mars, or brought in E.T. to warm Cate Blanchett's cold Nazi skintight leather-clad heart.

Wait, she's not wearing leather?

Time to go write some fan fiction . . .

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