How Many Times Can We Title A Post Like This 'Oops She Did It Again?'

You know, before it becomes unbearably old? Because seriously? It seems like - with the exception of those stories about her guest-starring appearances on HIMYM, and that one time recently that she showed up at family court, on time, without a Frappuccino in hand (which, really, seems more evidence of a rip in the space-time continuum than anything else) - almost every single story about Britney Spears concerns what bizarre-slash-trainwrecky thing she's done for the umpteenth time.

To wit: the news from yesterday that she was involved in yet another traffic accident.

This was not the same traffic accident that caused Drew Barrymore to go all stabby and car-chasey (although, for the record, that would have made an AWESOMETASTIC story), but it did involve Britney rear-ending someone and then trying to hide it by slipping into the passenger seat while her bodyguard took care of bizniss. No word on whether she was wearing booty shorts at the time, but it sounds as though the circumstances were otherwise exactly the same as when she rear-ended someone last month.

Britney, Britney, Britney. This is not good. If you cannot drive with any reasonable expectation of not hitting other cars, or running over paparazzi, you should not be driving. Seriously. Striking people with your car will not help you get your kids back. Not striking people with your car, well - that's win-win! You don't have to deal with the police, and you won't have your competency as a mother and a human being questioned. That's good, no?

Also? When you stick to the passenger seats? You have both hands free. One to do your make-up, the other to hold your Frappuccino. SWEET. Try it some time.

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[bd]

When will she just realize that the internet has the ability to have things sent to her house, like $300 pairs of jeans and another pair of large designer sunglasses, and that drivers and personal assistants can get that frappuccino for her and like, deliver it to her poolside, at her house, that she should be locked in. That would solve the papparazzi "problem".

[cindy w]

I suppose we should just be thankful that in the photo of her jumping into the passenger seat, she looks sort of clear-eyed and cognizant of her surroundings. She's not even wearing sunglasses! So, you know, baby steps.

[Katie Kat]

Seriously, I don't get it. Hasn't she been in like 20 car accidents? Why is she still allowed to drive? And did she ever even GET her license? Why they don't take away her keys is beyond me. God help those little boys if Mom Britney is behind the wheel. Sheesh!