I'm Breaking Up with Jude Law
I could never deny Jude Law's hotness. The dude is gorgeous. Indisputable fact. And as an actor, he's not half-bad. And I'm sure if I was a guy and I looked like him, I would use that to my advantage. So why does he insist on doing the dirty-dirty with such crappy girls? His latest offense: Kimberly Stewart
The Sun has some rather gag-worthy pictures of Jude Law and Kimberly making out at a club in Essex over the weekend. Supposedly, the club is the repository for reality TV "stars" and other such "celebs." What Jude Law was doing there, we'll never know...probably sniffing for desperation.
The least the guy could do is make a pass for the alpha. Oh, but Paris Hilton is dating the other dude from Good Charlotte. Rod Stewart's barely literate daughter will have to do.
By the way, in case you forgot, Law has four children with ex-wife Sadie Frost. They split up so that he could share the brain cell with Sienna Miller and then THEY split up because Jude was diddling his kids' nanny.
Seriously, the level of pathetic in this story and the other stuff I'm writing about today (you'll see) is driving me to drink. Meet me at the bar at 5.
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I'm over him too. He's a frakkin' jerk, poor Sadie Frost had a complete mental breakdown after he left her (didn't she?) he dates super-gross interchangeable chicks, and he has a very small wang. Bleh.
Plus, he's not nearly as cute as his former roommate (and better endowed) pal Ewan McGregor. Who is still married to his children's mother. And isn't an ass.
Posted by: missbanshee | May 20, 2008 at 11:37 AM
All I can think when I see Jude Law is, "STDs! STDs!" He just looks dirty.
Posted by: Sils | May 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Why is he making out with Kimberly Stewart? Because she's the only one with standards low enough to take him. Every other woman in the world knows what a nasty scumbag he is and would never have him.
Posted by: Sarah | May 20, 2008 at 12:37 PM
the pics are gross! i used to have the big time celeb crush on him, but his star has been fading for a while. this just might put him off my list for good!
Posted by: Rachel* | May 20, 2008 at 12:42 PM
He hasn't been cute since Gattaca.
Posted by: Heidi | May 20, 2008 at 02:59 PM