Living Lohan Incites Some Kind of Violence, Unspecified Rage

You know how in 28 Days Later, the scientist indicated that the lab monkeys had been fed a steady diet of TV until they just eventually snapped and were "infected" with rage? I feel like that could easily happen to me if I am one day subjected to a Living Lohan marathon.

Jezebel has a clip of the new reality show starring Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan, and Lindsey Lohan. The show follows Dina and Ali as they work on getting Ali's career off the ground. Go ahead and watch it, then report back here.

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STAB.

I don't know what it is! But something about that woman just drives me mad. Maybe it's her flat voice, peppered with years of Marlboro Ultra Lights? "I'm totally concerned about my daughter and her blow job techniques and my other daughter and my son, he's in elementary school (I think), so I called Perez and told him to stop because I'm mad and hey do we have any more salad with the vodka dressing?" Maybe it's her forging ahead with Ali's career even though there are HUGE RED FLAGS all over that situation. Maybe it's because I never hear Dina say, "What the hell do you mean? To the therapist, right now!" when Ali talks about how much she wants to be like her older sister...her older sister who is the very personification of all that is sad and wrong with young women in Hollywood.

Whatever. All I'm saying is that if you see me frothing at the mouth and running wildly through the streets of London looking for people to eat, you can bet that Dina Lohan is behind it. And you are welcome to either kill me or join in. I wouldn't blame you for either action.