Mariah Carey: Yep. She IS Married.

It was still just a rumor yesterday, but now, we haz confirmashun: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon really did get married this week. His auntie - or somebody being described as a 'family member'  - says so.

E! Online reports:

Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married. 

"Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."

Note the little parenthetical dig in that last sentence: if that is what he wants, THEN we are happy for him. I don't know about you, but whenever my parents or whomever said something like 'if that's what you really want to do DOT DOT DOT' to me, what they really meant was 'you're out of your mind, but it doesn't seem mortally dangerous, so go ahead.' So Linda Cannon's statement reads, to me, like if he's really determined to marry that washed-up cougar - which we really wish he wouldn't - then we support him. Against our better judgment and against all our dreams and hopes for his future, but whatever. He's a big boy.

Nice.

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