My Dark Secret

Authored by Super Special Guest Poster and Honorary MamaPop Betch, Danielle of Foodmomiac

Confession: I develop inappropriate crushes on men who star in my kids' TV shows. I blame Greg Wiggle. When my daughter Dylan was two, she was obsessed with The Wiggles. In order to make the endless airings of the show more palatable, I did what any sane mother would do. I decided that Greg was hot. In all fairness, he DID act kind of sexy at the live show. During this one song, he shook his hips and then winked at someone off on stage right. I was a goner. Plus, my strategy works. Watching a kids' show? Boring! Watching a hot guy? Easy!

As Dylan's tastes in television have improved, so have my crushes. Zac Efron might not be able to drink legally yet, but I think we can all agree that he is hot. No?

My very favorite these days is Drake Bell from Drake and Josh. This one is TOTALLY valid. He's a musician! He's signed with Motown! And did you see him on the Kids' Choice Awards? Hott!! (love the glasses, Drake. LOVE THEM.)

OK, here's my embarrassing one. Billy Ray Cyrus. Hear me out though! He's a grown man. He no longer sports the mullet. He's in great shape. Anyone?

Finally, thanks to ABC Family, Dylan has developed a love for Full House. Uncle Jesse anyone?

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