Photo in Search of a Caption: Dennis Rodman
You remember Dennis Rodman, right? Great rebounder, used to play for the Bull, and the Lakers. NOW WHAT'S HE DOING?! Winning caption announced at the end of the day.
WINNER: Oooh, there were some good ones, but I think Neena takes it with: "Soon I'll have that little mermaid...and the ocean will be mine!" Thanks for playing, everyone!
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Oh, that's a hot tranny mess right there.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2008 at 09:33 AM
I really think I have what it takes to be a cheerleader
Posted by: Ally | May 13, 2008 at 09:37 AM
The earrings are a bit over the top aren't they...that's why you're staring isn't it?
Posted by: veronica | May 13, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Don't you just love the new 'do, dahling?
Posted by: mintea | May 13, 2008 at 09:46 AM
I knew I shouldn't have let Amy Winehouse do my hair and make-up today.
Posted by: jenny | May 13, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Dennis wants you to remember where he's been.
We call this look "Laker Girl with a teeny bit of the Bulls' horn."
Posted by: Miss Britt | May 13, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Anna Nicole and Mr. T's love child found. Custody battle to begin immediately.
Posted by: kristi | May 13, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Soon I'll have that little mermaid...and the ocean will be mine!
Posted by: neena | May 13, 2008 at 10:38 AM
RuPaul? She's Ma Betch!
Posted by: NotAMeanGirl | May 13, 2008 at 10:41 AM
So, this is not a caption, but...
Wasn't there a huge bruhaha about an NBA player, who was retired I think, coming out of the closet not too long ago?
Did everyone on the planet totally overlook that fact that Rodman is a cross dresser? I mean, I just don't get why it's such a big deal for bachelor number 2 to be into guys when Rodman's been wearing dresses and makeup for years. Because Rodman was sleeping with Carmen Electra, I suppose. I don't geddit. I would think that everyone would have been just as "OMIGOD, HE'S NOT JUST LIKE ME!" about that as well.
The rules of discrimination, they are foreign to me.
Posted by: Sils | May 13, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Tonight, for one night only, come see Dennis Rodman's new one-man show, where he will portray both Ivanna and Donald Trump!
Posted by: Amber | May 13, 2008 at 11:17 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: JennyM | May 13, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Mad props to Neena, Rodman's TOTALLY channeling Ursula!
Posted by: Allison | May 13, 2008 at 11:28 AM
"Did everyone on the planet totally overlook that fact that Rodman is a cross dresser?"
I don't know what motivates him to cross-dress, but I do think that a lot of people dismiss Rodman's cross-dressing as him being a publicity hound, so they don't feel threatened by it.
Posted by: jenny | May 13, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Neena's should win it all!!! Made me spit water on my keyboard!
Posted by: tvaddict | May 13, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Jackie Stallone modelling menswear.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 13, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Dennis Rodman promoting his latest venture: Vegas Triple-X Cotton Candy Kiosks.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 13, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Dennis Rodman is being culturally sensitive by portraying a member of the Hindu Third Sex. He's going to light the nose incense cones at any moment.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 13, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Somebody get that imposter John Travolta out of his fat suit...Divine is BACK!
Posted by: Cheryl | May 13, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Competitive bitch that he is, Rodman enters the same beauty pageant as RuPaul.
Posted by: b | May 13, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Carmen, wait baby, don't marry that Rocker. Remember the goods times? Plus we can do those make-up ads together. See? See? We'd be a great team. CARMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kim | May 13, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Dennis Rodman continues to dazzle as the epitome of grace, subtlety and understatement.
Posted by: missbanshee | May 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM
"Did I get a little makeup on my tie?"
But yeah- I vote for Neena's!
Posted by: Liana | May 13, 2008 at 01:11 PM
Fresh from her divorce from Gay Al, Star Jones heads out to a Cougars Speed Dating event in Manhattan.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 13, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Instructions:
1. Plop on top of pencil.
2. Hold pencil between palms.
3. Rotate pencil fiercely.
4. Smooth down your troll's hair.
5. Repeat.
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | May 13, 2008 at 01:43 PM