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WINNER: Heidi! "I jush got my wishdom teesh pulled to make room for MORE MUSHELS!"
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"I want YOU! (to try not to throw up a little in your mouth when you look at me.)"
Posted by: missbanshee | May 20, 2008 at 10:21 AM
"Laugh at my eyeliner and I'll kick your ass."
Posted by: Barbara | May 20, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Carrot Top is the unholy love child of Jackie Stallone and Richard Simmons.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 20, 2008 at 11:02 AM
"I'm Hanz, my hair is Franz and we are here to PUMP YOU UP!"
Posted by: Amie | May 20, 2008 at 11:03 AM
In an experiment gone very wrong it was discovered that combining the DNA of Shirley Temple, Lucille Ball, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was not such a good idea.
Posted by: veronica | May 20, 2008 at 11:13 AM
I would try for the snark, but really? There are just no words...
Posted by: Missie | May 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Yeah, um.. I have no caption, because WHAT IN THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO CARROT TOP?
Posted by: Sarah Lena | May 20, 2008 at 11:30 AM
It looks like Carrot Top has put a little something special in his carrot juice.
Posted by: Mouse | May 20, 2008 at 11:47 AM
I'm a man dammit. For the 100th time, I AM A MAN!
Posted by: Trish | May 20, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Wrinkled tank...$40
Unnaturally springy red hair...$189
Spray tan...$20
Eyeliner...$9
imminent 'roid rage...priceless
PS - missbanshee already nailed it, but I thought I'd try ;)
Posted by: Brandy | May 20, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Wrinkled tank...$40
Unnaturally springy red hair...$189
Spray tan...$20
Eyeliner...$9
imminent 'roid rage...priceless
PS - missbanshee already nailed it, but I thought I'd try ;)
Posted by: Brandy | May 20, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Have YOU eaten a little carrot lately?
(OMG, I think I threw up in my mouth a little while writing that)
Posted by: moo | May 20, 2008 at 12:42 PM
yeah it's 'roids YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: JMomma | May 20, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Pull my finger.
Go on. You know you want to.
Pull it.
Hard.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 20, 2008 at 12:46 PM
why children are afraid of clowns...
Posted by: anon | May 20, 2008 at 01:06 PM
When did head transplants become available? Because, seriously, Little Orphan Annie could have taken Daddy Warbucks down herself if she'd been built like this sooner!
(BTW, how weird is it that I was sharing a table with Carrot Top as I got sloppy drunk at a bar back in '96???)
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 20, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Steroids, kids. They're what's for dinner.
Posted by: JD | May 20, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Why, yes, I AM from another planet...and I'm coming to get YOU!
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 20, 2008 at 02:04 PM
"Wait, you...you've done something to yourself. I don't even know you now! Oh, crap, it's the mirror again."
Posted by: Jen | May 20, 2008 at 02:23 PM
Can I just say that he performed at my high school's "Project Graduation" in 1991 in Vermont? I can't decide if he has a better career now or not.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | May 20, 2008 at 03:14 PM
"I jush got my wishdom teesh pulled to make room for MORE MUSHELS!"
Posted by: Heidi | May 20, 2008 at 03:20 PM
And in other news, comedian Carrot Top was stung by four thousand bees earlier today outside the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Missie | May 20, 2008 at 04:32 PM
"I'm coming for you...." Carrot Top tells Snuggle the Bear who has gone to ground in fear for his life.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 20, 2008 at 05:09 PM
Big Hair
Big Guns
Baby Carrot
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 20, 2008 at 05:10 PM