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"Now, in this session of 'Fergie Teaches Kinky Sex Positions to Incredibly White People In The Background'.."
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Posted by: tvaddict | May 21, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Now the pee won't run *down* my legs.
Posted by: WabiSabiLife | May 21, 2008 at 10:23 AM
If THIS doesn't end the baby-bump rumors, I don't know what will!
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 21, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Look at me, I'm an attention whore!
Posted by: veronica | May 21, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Is my Serenity Pad showing? Oh Shit!
Posted by: mom2tbet | May 21, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Fergie demonstrates the body contortions necessary to get into her ridiculously tight pants as the Today show struggles to find more "news" to fill the remainder of their 4 hours.
Posted by: brusselsegirl | May 21, 2008 at 11:37 AM
I AM IRONMAN
Posted by: Chris C. | May 21, 2008 at 11:44 AM
maybe if i stand this way, all the talent will rush to my head?
Posted by: andi | May 21, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Yeek. She's totally going to get a yeast infection in those pants. Maybe she's just trying to give her vagina some fresh air and a fighting chance.
Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess | May 21, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Fergie, not content to be just a singer, auditions for a role in Trashe' Ho'h, the new Cirque du Soleil show.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 21, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Since my pants are shiny, when I pee myself this time, it won't show!
Posted by: rockle | May 21, 2008 at 01:46 PM
I'd like to see Cristina Aguilera do THIS!
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 21, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Fergie: "But would a man be able to do... THIS?! Oh wait... maybe."
Proving once again that just cuz she's Fergalicious, it doesn't mean she's not secretly a man.
Posted by: Kelly | May 21, 2008 at 02:26 PM
"Now, in this session of 'Fergie Teaches Kinky Sex Positions to Incredibly White People In The Background'.."
Posted by: Amber | May 21, 2008 at 02:33 PM
The Shaolin Monks can't touch this!
Posted by: Nasty-Nes | May 21, 2008 at 03:04 PM
is it obvious that I did three lines before this "hokey pokey" dance warmup?
Posted by: heidi | May 21, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Her boyfriend Josh, hiding in the white hat and gray jacket, turns his head away in shame.
Posted by: Missie | May 21, 2008 at 04:03 PM
Fergie's mother secretly weeps for all the money spent on deportment classes...
Posted by: Missie | May 21, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Fergie auditions for the Tranny Ice Capades (TM Christian Siriano).
Posted by: April | May 21, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Oops, there goes my dignity. Or was that a fart?
Posted by: christina | May 21, 2008 at 04:40 PM
"My OB used to be an acrobat, and has incorporated her experience into her profession. She feels that *this* position best allows her to see into my innermost girly bits, thus removing the need for stirrups, a speculum, penetration with fingers, or any kind of tool."
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 21, 2008 at 05:07 PM
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Posted by: effmagnet | May 21, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Who's the Dance Squad Captain now, Miss Penelope f-ing Johnson??!?
Posted by: effmagnet | May 21, 2008 at 06:34 PM
NPR Special Report: Lab-Grown Meat a Reality, But Who Will Eat It?
Posted by: effmagnet | May 21, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Fergie's London Bridge rightside up.
Posted by: JellyBean | May 21, 2008 at 08:00 PM