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"Now, when I take off these sunglasses, watch what I do with my eyes."
Thanks, schoolofmom! You rawk!
Tyra goes through airport security. Caption that, betches!
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Once Tyra removed everything liquid or gel filled, metal or an extra layer of clothing, it was revealed that she's actually a 63-year-old male jockey.
Posted by: Nic | May 01, 2008 at 10:16 AM
The reason Tyra was stopped today was because no one at the airport believed someone would wear a 1991 bandana and Ashley Olsen sunglasses unless it was a disguise.
Posted by: Ally | May 01, 2008 at 10:56 AM
"Now, when I take off these sunglasses, watch what I do with my eyes."
Posted by: schoolofmom | May 01, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Tyra demonstrates how to go thru security and look "fierce".
Posted by: veronica | May 01, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Tyra thinking to self: "Now Girl, do NOT wig out! Did he say 'weave the wiquids on the counter' or was it 'suitcase extensions not allowed'...and DAYUM, I'm so hungry I could scarf down glasses of something cold..."
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 01, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Tyra goes undercover as Star Jones in order to avoid paparazzi. Mission accomplished. No one wants to see or talk to Star Jones.
Posted by: Lindsay | May 01, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Remember, you must look FIERCE at every moment because the paparazzi are just waiting to take a bad photo of you. They will spread this photo of you all over the internet and tabloids.
Posted by: JMomma | May 01, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Tyra Banks, seen here going through airport security, is reportedly taking styling tips from her many cross-dressing-Tyra-impersonator-friends.
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 01, 2008 at 03:44 PM