Photo In Search Of A Caption: Britney Spears
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Winnah!!! Miss Banshee with:
"It's actually a very sophisticated machine that takes years of training to learn how to fly...
Okay, fine. Yes, Ms. Spears, it's a big, pretty metal birdie."
Honorable mention to SuzyQ for:
"Coffee, tea or me, y'all?"
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Yes, it really is me, even though I have on hair, and shoes, and clothes that don't look like I pulled them from a donation bin. See the smokes? It's ME!
Posted by: Kim | May 08, 2008 at 10:26 AM
"Hey Baby, want take a ride in my airplane?"
"Dude, I am Britney Spears, I PAID for a ride in this airplane."
"Oh, sorry Ms. Spears. I...um, uh...didn't recognize you in your Wal-Mart disguise."
Posted by: Faith | May 08, 2008 at 10:31 AM
If I were a mean person I'd just say that the WalMart bag was the goody bag from the shower.
Posted by: Nic | May 08, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Is my taser on my belt? There is a homeless person approaching the plane!
Posted by: mortimersmom | May 08, 2008 at 10:50 AM
You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.
Posted by: Lisa | May 08, 2008 at 10:50 AM
"I would ask if you had anything to declare, but I already know the details."
Posted by: Sam | May 08, 2008 at 11:03 AM
So... you ever hear of the mile high club, Ms. Spears? It's very exclusive, I can get you in, though.
Posted by: Allison | May 08, 2008 at 11:24 AM
It's actually a very sophisticated machine that takes years of training to learn how to fly...
Okay, fine. Yes, Ms. Spears, it's a big, pretty metal birdie.
Posted by: missbanshee | May 08, 2008 at 12:03 PM
"So uh, Britney, I'm fertile AND gainfully employed. These pants at my waist are just for the job. I can low ride it, ohh yeah. Whaddya say?"
Posted by: Brandy | May 08, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Missbanshee, I love you...
That is all :D
Posted by: Martha | May 08, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Y'all are gonna fly this thing by ya'lls self? Ain't your arms gonna get tired from all that flapping?
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 08, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Ms. Spears, I see you were given an F for that outfit..."
Posted by: Beth | May 08, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Is that a razor in your Wal Mart bag, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: JP | May 08, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Let me make this clear Ms. Spears, this is a direct flight. I do not make stops at Starbucks, Walmart, or gas station bathrooms. Enjoy your flight.
Posted by: Sunny | May 08, 2008 at 01:09 PM
"So, like, if I'm standing here when the plane starts up? Will my hair, like, get sucked up into this thingy here? Because, you know, I don't wanna spill my coffee or anything..."
Posted by: Jen | May 08, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Once again, Britney has her pants on backwards. Everyone knows F goes in FRONT.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | May 08, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Coffee, tea or me, y'all?
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 08, 2008 at 04:49 PM