Photo in Search of a Caption: the Lindsay Lohan Leggings Collection

We better be getting paid for this, because you know it is going to end up on PISOAC on mamapop tomorrow, and we look like skanks.

WINNNNNNER! Courtesy of Faith/Mommastantrum.

L.Lo's got her own line of designer leggings, people. Thoughts on possible names/slogans/mail-order-catalog copy?

Comments

[Miz Jawnson]

Kepping streetwalkers hypothermia-free since 2008!

[Kim S.]

HA! Good one Miz! Seriously, dude? On the left, those are KNEE PADS. I can just imagine the talk around the design table. The men in the photo's background all look so thankful for the fact that, thanks to Lindsay, their women can now be more comfortable on their knees. Klassy.

[whodunnit]

Those knee pads will come in handy in the restroom. Drank too much? Ate one too many donuts? Your knees will still be silky smooth in the morning!

[Suzy Q]

Just say NO.

[Suzy Q]

The JLo Ho Collection, now at your favorite Wal-Mart!

[Suzy Q]

I meant LLo. arrgh.

[Liana]

Avoiding pants never looked so dumb- or shiny!

[Katie Kat]

KNEE PADS? Are you f'ing kidding me? Jebus Christ. She's just too wrong and disgusting to even warrant a comment. But I will anyway. Call them "Just say HO."

[veronica]

Lohan was out promoting her appearance in the next installment of the Charlie's Angels series - "Street Walker Unite"

[Lindsay (not Lohan)]

The Witches of Skeeve-wick?

Seriously, this is the skeeviest thing I've seen in awhile. Why does the one on the right look like a botoxed cougar, when she's probably only like 16? And Lindsay's leggings have zippers that run all the way up the thigh- wtf? Why not make them zipper crotched as well- twould be easier access in skanksville.

[Julie]

Nobody calls Cha-Cha's girls trash! Where is that Rizzo?

[Baileyswedishfish]

Discussing her inspiration for her line, Lindsey said, "Like, um a cross between Godiva and um, knockwurst."

[Baileyswedishfish]

"Yes, look deeply into our eyes..you are getting sleepystirruppants oh so sleepyleggings...."

[Faith/mommastantrum]

We better be getting paid for this, because you know it is going to end up on PISOAC on mamapop tomorrow, and we look like skanks.

[rebecca]

L.Lo Leggings-for when the judge insists you wear pants.

or Anorexia Leggings...perfectly emphasize the unnatural gap between your legs!

How about Peg Pants - for the rich girl who longs to be trailor trash!

and seriously, what is up with the "Can I get a huh-huh?" guys in the background?

[Suzy Q]

Please tell me this picture is from 1986. Pretty please?

[Kelly]

Every time I try to come up with a caption I get distracted by the knee pads. They have completely overwhelmed my senses and I think I need to go look at some cute kittens or something to wipe this horrible image from my brain...KNEE PADS...gah.

[b]

Bring out your inner Ho in LiLo.

[missbanshee]

Anorexic Zombie Army craves leggings instead of brains.

[Jen]

Skin tight leggings and pointy-toed heels: blinding people in horror since 2008.

[Baileyswedishfish]

The celebspawn of the "Addicted to Love" video chicks.

[veronica]

Young hopefuls gather at the auditions for "Rock of Love 3"

[cindy w]

Can you imagine the short girl who buys these leggings, and then has to take them to a professional tailor so that her knee pads don't look like shin guards?

Oh, and isn't the girl on the right wearing STIRRUP leggings? With mary jane stillettos? Lord have mercy.

[qwyneth]

I can't think anything except KNEE PADS?!?!?!!!!

[Ally]

For those young inspiring I want to spend time on my knees comfortably ladies try LiHo pants