Scarlett Johansson Engaged; My Husband Mourns

Just in case you haven't heard the big news yet, Scarlett Johansson is engaged to Ryan Reynolds.

People reported yesterday that the beauty had accepted Reynolds' proposal, but that no wedding date was on the books yet. Today, People posted a picture of Scarlett's ring. One word: yowza!

I broke the news of Scarlett's engagement to my husband yesterday. He's long been infatuated with her. He responded with a lot of ??!?$@(&*(%@??!?))?, but quickly recovered and admitted that Ellen Page has been edging into Scarlett's spot in his heart. This engagement now bumps her entirely.