Sharon Osbourne to Host Rock of Love Charm School

Fourteen Rock of Love rejects are going to Charm School this fall, and this is their intended fearless leader.  Wait, what?!

Full disclosure: I actually do find Sharon Osbourne charming.  I also live in Baltimore, which I also find charming (Charm City woooo!).  So I understand that my definition of charming is a little different from that used by the kind of people who think charm schools serve a useful function in society.  (But yes, I realize we're talking about VH1 here, and not like ladies who lunch in Savannah, GA, or whatever.)

For instance, I am a little charmed by that picture up there, and I was always charmed when Sharon profanely threw down with other music industry muckety-mucks on Howard Stern's show and threatened them with bodily harm, and I can't even lie: I thought throwing a ham into her neighbors' yard on The Osbournes was not only charming but adorable.

But when I think of a charm school for the women from Rock of Love, I do not think of a place where they will learn how to make better use of the word "fuck," their long fingernails, and projectiles.  I would guess a lot of those women already know how to claw someone's eyes out and fling a breakfast meat.  I think what many of them need is probably some basic life skills type courses, a psychoanalyst, and some shampoo (and antibiotics from all the Bret contact).  Not that Sharon Osbourne's hair isn't awesome, because it is, and it looks like she washes it every day, so maybe she can help out there.

I assume that Flavor of Love 3 will spawn a Charm School of its own and that Mo'nique is accordingly busy, but Sharon Osbourne?  I really feel like there must have been someone else who could have done this.  My vote for basically everything, ever, is Niecy Nash, but I'd have taken Martha Stewart for this gig, too.  What celebrity host would y'all have hired, betches?

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[The Muse]

As I told Kristabella yesterday, when I emailed her this news (and then went and posted it on MPT, I was so excited), I CAN'T WAIT.

[BaltimoreGal]

It will be damn funny though, and I am pretty sure that Sharon is gonna have to tell more than a few of these gals to piss off.

I would have LOVED Niecy Nash, or even the woman who plays her slutty blond coworker on Reno 911, but I'm pretty sure Niecy would say something like "I cannot deal with this foolishness." and walk off the set on the first day. Or try to kill one of those crazy bitches.

[Mom101]

It's BRILLIANT! Charm school, rock 'n roll style with the ultimate rock n roll wife. You just made my day.