Signs Of The Apocalypse: The Paris Hilton Doll For Kids
After reading that headline, are you still upright and conscious? Here, let me give you a moment to collect yourself, take some deep breaths and what not. (whistles)
Better? Okay, let's do this. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1...
Wait, why are you hyperventilating? ARE YOU OKAY?
So yeah, some (evil) GEEEENIUS decided it would be a good idea to have Paris Hilton design a line of dolls for kids. I have no idea why or how this came to be, but there you have it.
The German parent company of the line of dolls has only this to report about it on their website:
Paris Hilton, the well-known person from the world of the rich and beautiful, is now styling the Steffi Girls range exclusively for Simba Toys.
"...the well-known person" -- that kind of says it all, doesn't it?
The horror... the horror...
I weep for those German children, truly I do.
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Wait! Is that a tag and a TASSEL hanging from the doll's chest?
*all agog*
Posted by: daysgoby | May 07, 2008 at 03:07 PM
Bllllaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrggggkaphfagghaopbthhpbt.
Glad I got that out of my system. Whew! Also, EW.
Posted by: Liana | May 07, 2008 at 03:16 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: disnazzio | May 07, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Goodbye cruel world.
Posted by: Marmite Breath | May 07, 2008 at 04:08 PM
That photo in the bottom right corner of the box looks EXACTLY like the ones that you usually find on the covers of porn DVDs.
So I've heard.
Posted by: Amalah | May 07, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Paris Hilton did not actually "style" that doll. How do I know? Because the doll is wearing too much clothing and no private parts are showing. Also she is clean. The End.
Posted by: Missie | May 07, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Uh, who is this doll supposed to be for?
Because, would any of us buy a doll for our kids, when the photo on the packaging looks lusty and whore-ish? And, did you see the "swimsuit" in the second package? Looks like the one in Paris' Carl's Jr. commercial - as in, NOT ENOUGH fabric!
Oh yeah - and I really don't want my daughter to think that stripper shoes and dresses cut down to her belly button are okay!!!
AAAACK!!!!! The mind not only boggles...it VOMITS!!!
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 07, 2008 at 05:01 PM
No, I am NOT fucking "okay" after seeing this shit, and don't you ever do that to me again, Tracey! *shakes finger in your face*
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 07, 2008 at 05:02 PM
OMG It's the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset! (South Park)
Posted by: Nic | May 07, 2008 at 08:25 PM
Okay, so I was just telling my hubby that Germans apparently like Paris Hilton. So much so, that she's got her face plastered on this fucking doll...or at least the packaging. His response shed a LOT of light on this...
"Uh...they like HASSELHOFF."
'nuff said!
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 08, 2008 at 01:49 AM
is that a swimsuit in the lower left hand corner? a hot pink crotch-flossing swimsuit?
*head explodes*
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 08, 2008 at 10:15 AM